My lowest point was Christmas Day 2008, because I didn't speak to my family. My walls were covered in scrawlings of the lyrics and cocaine bags nailed to the wall. And every time I called her that day — I called 158 times — I took a razorblade and I cut myself on my face or on my hands.

"This was intentional, this was a scarification, and this was like a tattoo. I wanted to show her the pain she put me through. It sounds made up but it's completely true and I don't give a shit if people believe it or not. I've got the scars to prove it. I have fantasies every day about smashing her skull in with a sledgehammer."

Aw, hey, Manson. Buck up. Turn that frown upside down, little guy. It happens to the best of us. We all go through a phase like that! Usually it's called eighth grade.

Are bizarre couple Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson an item again? They were seen leaving the W Hotel in LA together Sunday morning before Wood walked the red carpet at the Oscars. The 21-year-old actress recently denied rumors she was hooking up with her "The Wrestler" co-star Mickey Rourke – and now we know why. Our source outside the hotel said Manson emerged first and "said he was waiting for his girlfriend." Then, she came out and they climbed into a waiting car.

Ohhhh, we see what she did there. The ole "The world is disgusted with my boyfriend so I'll pretend to break up with him and date Mickey Rourke so when I get back together with him, he'll seem like a nice Jewish dentist in comparison." Diabolical!

ìSpread the word ñ Iím not dating Mickey Rourke. Everybody thinks weíre dating and weíre not. Mickey and I bonded while shooting The Wrestler and we became friends, but nothing more. I guess, because of my recent break up, I will be linked to many people, but I am not interested in pursuing a relationship at this point in my life. Any such rumor should not be taken seriously.î

Normally if the press tried to connect a pretty 20-year-old with a hatchet-faced 52-year-old who once mimed squirting honey into Kim Basinger's vagine, we'd laugh and laugh, but in this case it seems perfectly plausible. When one shacks up with Marilyn Manson and it fails to piss off dad? Where does one go? We expect every boyfriend she takes from here on out to be older and more physically repellent than the last; a dating ladder of monstrosity that will not stop until she ends up marrying Shaggy 2 Dope from the Insane Clown Posse. Or Burt Reynolds.

ERW shows it off nakedly at MrSkin.com.

Blood is obviously thicker than water for Evan Rachel Wood. She dumped live-in boyfriend Marilyn Manson on Oct. 23 after he tried to kick her brother Ira out of their guest house.

"Evan owned the house and didn't want her unemployed sibling living on the street," a source tells Star. "It was the tipping point. Evan was fed up with how controlling and emotionally abusive Marilyn was."

And right before the sacred holiday season Halloween even. That's gotta doubly smart.

ï Paris Hilton is getting sued. Again. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

ï Yesterday Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer. Today she's dating Selma Blair's ex. What does tomorow bring? (Female First)

ï Mr. Skin takes to the mean streets of Chicago to uncover Hollywood's greatest ass. (MrSkin.com)

ï Let's play Kim Kardashian Ass Detective! It's funner than Cootie! (Cityrag.com)

ï Peaches Geldof and some indie rocker dude had a quickie wedding in Las Vegas. On their registry: deep V shirts, pocohontas headbands, and cocaine. (CelebWarship)

ï Angelina Jolie is Tom Cruise's understudy. (Hollywire)

ï Audrina Patridge in a bikini. We recently noted that her last name actually ISN'T "Partridge" and our minds were blown. (Fatback)

ï Hey look. It's Marilyn Manson. Or maybe that's Cher. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

ìAt the end of the video, weíre kissing and itís raining blood ñ and for me, that was one of the most romantic moments of my entire life. We made it for each other Ö Because thatís how we were feeling at the time: Even though ugliness can be all around you ñ you can literally be in a thunderstorm of blood ñ if you look past that, it really is just two people holding on to each other. And you know, the same thing with the sex scene. If youíre going to have a sex scene, thatís what it is. When youíre with someone and youíre in love, thatís usually what happens. Itís not always soft. Sometimes itís somebody screaming or whatever.î

Well, she's nineteen years old, it's not hard to believe that this was the most romantic moment of her life. Before this, that coveted top spot was held by the time she frenched a guy in his mom's Kia Sedona to a mix CD of Nickelback songs. Similarly, the most romantic moment of our young lives was when we humped our boyfriend Tay, not in a "literal" thunderstorm of blood but in . . . chocolate raiiiiin.

Evan, minus blood and dude, at MrSkin.com.

INSTEAD of paying his keyboard player, Marilyn Manson squandered his band's earnings on "sick and disturbing purchases of Nazi memorabilia and taxidermy (including the skeleton of a young Chinese girl,)" a lawsuit being filed today in Los Angeles charges. Keyboard man Stephen "Pogo" Bier accuses the Goth rocker and his "musketeers" (his business manager, lawyer and the band's manager) of assisting Manson "in filching millions of dollars the band made over the years." According to an e-mail sent to us that was approved by Bier's lawyer, Keith Fink, Manson promised Bier "partnership proceeds" from the band in 1993, but then spluged on "a multimillion-dollar home, had a lavish wedding in Ireland, gave an engagement ring to Dita von Teese" and collected Nazi artifacts and taxidermy. When Bier asked for the "partnership proceeds," Manson "devised a campaign to drive Bier out of the band and rob him of his entitlement," the e-mail states. "Litigation will begin immediately." Manson's manager didn't return calls.

We will allow you to chuckle to yourself for a few moments over the mental image of Manson doing the dishes or watching Heroes while wearing his Third Reich uniform. Then we will mention that this is the second story in three days that involves a wacky famous person purchasing a skull. Maybe Hollywoodians have become sick of the toy accessory dog and will move on to carrying skulls under their arms everywhere they go.

"I've seen blogs where I've been called a slut, a whore, that say I should be condemned to death simply because I've fallen in love. Surely the fact that we are both prepared to go through all this proves just how important – and real – our love is, no? Everyone is so worried that I'm losing myself but really I'm finding myself. I've never been more comfortable in my own skin."

You know who else is comfortable in Evan's skin? Marilyn Manson. After he skins her and fashions himself a woman suit from her flesh.

Ev-Ra-Woo does NOT have an aging goth performing chokesex on her at MrSkin.com.