Tag Archives: Marilyn Manson
There Is a Bad Boo-Boo on Marilyn Manson's Heart
Emmett Kelly died long ago, but it's OK because we have Marilyn Manson, in all his water-retaining gothiness, to fill the void of the sad clown. In a new interview with Spin, the 40-year-old talks about his breakup with 20-years-younger Evan Rachel Wood, and how it was such a wicked bum-out that he totally crossed [...]
Second Time's a Charm! A Charm of the Darkest Magick.
All right! Time to put the ole black PVC saddle on one of the apocalyptic horses of yore and ride again! Ride again into a romantic sunset, holding a black rose and a Bauhaus picture disk. That's right! Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson may be together again. Page Six hails the second coming of [...]
Evan Rachel Wood Says "No, Ew" to Mickey Rourke
The blood isn't even dry on the cutters' razorblades of fans mourning the untimely breakup of Gothbert Gothbert and Holita, and already the media is trying to pair off newly single Evan Rachel Wood with another. Another meaning Mickey Rourke, her costar in the upcoming movie The Wrestler. Evan, however, would like us to know [...]
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We'll Always Have the Chokesex Video
Tip a little of your absinthe out on the curb and prepare to cut "RIP ERW + MM" in your leg during art class, because our very favorite celebrity couple, Gothbert Gothbert and Holita, have called it quits. Star mag gleefully reports:
Blood is obviously thicker than water for Evan Rachel Wood. She dumped live-in boyfriend [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Jennifer Lost Hertits
ï Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt: You can do side bends or sit-ups. But please don't lose that bust. (Faded Youth)
ï Paris Hilton is getting sued. Again. (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï Yesterday Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer. Today she's dating Selma Blair's ex. What does tomorow bring? (Female First)
ï [...]
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Dr. Evil Descends Upon LAX
"I'm terribly sorry, sir, but you're going to have to place your hairless cat in a three ounce container inside a quart size, zip-top plastic bag just like everybody else." Gothbert Gothbert and Holita brought their May-December brand of super duper spookiness through security at LAX the other day. They removed their shoes and placed [...]
Bloody Chokesex: the Pinnacle of Romance
It's been a while since Gothbert Gothbert and Holita have ascended from their spoooooky love-pit of super sexy cradle-robbing passion to assert their love for one another in the press. So we were delighted to read this quote from Evan Rachel Wood in the latest issue of GQ magazine, as she explains how touching it [...]
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Marilyn Manson's Spoooky Purchases Not at All Shocking
You Probably think that Marilyn Manson trades in those big fat Hot Topic royalty checks for store credit that he puts toward guyliner and Manic Panic and whale-bone corsets for his Holita, but you'd be wrong. Page Six dishes:
INSTEAD of paying his keyboard player, Marilyn Manson squandered his band's earnings on "sick and disturbing purchases [...]
Evan Rachel Wood and Manson's Love "Important" and "Real"; Still "Gross"
CelebNewsWire's favorite subjects (next to Clay Aiken, of course), Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson, continue to assault the media with their "making out in graveyards with a Sisters of Mercy tape blasting from Mom's Cutlass Ciera" love. Evan recently responded to Manson's estranged wife Dita Von Teese's claim that the pair were having an [...]
Marilyn Manson Makes for a Fine Leno Replacement
Sorry to keep apologizing for our recent Marilyn Manson obsession, but what could be funnier than a mall goth facing forty? We’re actually thinking about creating a magazine for the mature goths in which we’d discuss Peter Murphy’s male pattern hair loss and how to disguise a lower ab paunch in leather trousers. At any [...]