Tag Archives: Mariah Carey
CNW Junk Drawer: Megan Fox Gets Plump
ï Megan Fox takes "next Angelina Jolie" title literally, gets lipplants. (ONTD)
ï Elisha Cuthbert stalks the sandy landscape in a bikini; cuddles muscular male; gets handsy with own buttocks. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's wedding photos will be in People. And they talk about being "soul mates". Even though they've [...]
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Jay-Z, Mariah Carey Prepare for the Inevitable
When your worldly assets amount to about $87, a cupboard full of Rice-a-Roni, and some broken IKEA furniture, it's hard to understand the need for a pre-nup, but celebrities aren't like us; the poorer of the pair (read: still richer than you'll ever dream of being) usually gets a pretty sweet salary from the deal. [...]
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Also tagged BeyoncÈ Knowles, celeb engagements/weddings, Jay-Z, Nick Cannon
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In Related News: Mariah Carey's New Album Is in Stores Now!
Yesterday we heard that Mariah Carey was engaged to famous-for-something-or-other young'n Nick Cannon. Then we heard they were actually already married. But maybe they weren't. And Mariah's ring was recycled from Nick's last till-death-(or-someone-hotter)-do-us-part moment. But then again maybe it just looked a hell of a lot like that ring. We are so confused. Why [...]
The Glitterfly Takes a Groom
Our Mimi is going to be a bride! And this time she won't be marrying a creepy old rich dude who will make her a star but keep her in a very glittery cage but instead a young upstart of unknown financial means! The upside to Mariah having to forfeit some of her cherished closet [...]
Mariah Carey Fans: She Got Them Feeling Emotion! Anger, That Is.
Mariah Carey is a bottomless pit of entertainment and amusement. But fans best take heed–when the Glitterfly spreads her wings and flits about, it is a beautiful sight to behold, but her sting! Oh, it is deadly! Mariah's latest diva antics: showing up two hours late to a CD signing, not actually signing a thing, [...]
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Kate Beckinsale Embraces Her Inner Glitterfly
This picture is:
A) A red-carpet snap from the premiere of Reunited, a feel-good movie that finds glamorous adopted movie star Kate Beckinsale searching for her birth father and discovering that he's Robin Williams, the homeless man she gives a dollar to outside of The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf every morning. Or,
B) 2008's version of [...]
Mariah Carey: Vision of Jugs Part II
Mariah Carey is absolute magic. We're convinced that a twittering flock of bluejays helps her dress in the morning. One holds up a yellow gingham frock, one a rainbow-emblazoned tube top and a pair of hot pants, one a can of blue spray paint that can stand in for a pair of super tight jeans, [...]
Mariah Carey: Vision of Jugs
Oh, Mariah, you nutty, freaky, shrieking cuckoobird. Our love for you has no limits. The Glitterfly has spread her gilded, shimmery wings and blasted us with a faceful of toplessness! Mariah Carey candids are always so confounding. She's always caught, seemingly unawares, in a state of pleasant surprise, though her arm or magazine or umbrella [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Ambrosio of the Gods
ï Model Alessanda Ambrosio is out Victoria's Secret undies. Yayyy! And into a bikini. Boooo. No, wait. Yay. (Egotastic!)
ï "I'm Fat Shady, yes I'm the Fat Shady, all you other Fat Shadys are just imatatin'." (Cityrag)
ï We can't improve on this original headline: 1 Hayden, 2 Cups. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Penelope Cruz and [...]
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Jenny from the Sty
Poor Jennifer Lopez, her twin-riddled gut growing to previously unchartered proportions, will be none to pleased to hear what our personal God, Mariah Carey, has said about her. Apparently, Inside Hollywood asked Mimi if she would ever be interested in performing a duet with Lopez, and Mariah gleefully spat back:
"I'd rather be on stage with [...]