Tag Archives: Mariah Carey
CNW Junk Drawer: Party! Pizza Party!
We just wanted an excuse to post this Madonna picture. Thank you.
Dennis Hopper is in the hospital. Decades of drug abuse, and it’s a case of the sniffles that brings him down? (Daily Stab)
A gallery of Mariah Carey’s nipples. Better than the Guggenheim. (Cityrag)
Spencer Pratt considers cutting off his nuts. Please? (Allie Is Wired)
Serena Williams. [...]
Remember the Time
Good day to you. Today is July 8, 2009, and Michael Jackson is still dead, as you probably gathered from the huge creepy memorial that was broadcast yesterday. For some unknown reason, we ended up watching the entire thing, start to finish, and even live Tweeted it. If, 10 years ago, you had come to [...]
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Also tagged Brooke Shields, celebrity deaths, John Mayer, Lionel Richie, Michael Jackson, Usher
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CNW Junk Drawer: Merry Xmas Paris, Here's Some Herpes
ï Paris Hilton parts her luscious lips and dangles her gloss-shellacked chancre at the camera. Cheese! (Yeeeah!)
ï Mariah Carey's smuggling some warm, milky snowballs in that ski jacket of hers. (Pop on the Pop)
ï Salma Hayek pulls a Britney. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï A beautiful and heartwarming collection of the year's most inspiring celebrity [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, boobs, celebrity offspring, Janine Lindemulder, Paris Hilton, plastic surgery rumors, Salma Hayek
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Mariah Carey to Sprout MiniMimi?
We're Chicagoans, so we're a bit preoccupied this morning imagining our two most recent governors sharing a jail cell, braiding each other's hair and concocting plans for how not to get raped by incarcerated mobsters, but we are also journalists, dammit, so we must press on. So in addition to wondering just how much it [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Twilight One Up for Me
ï Twilight mania's at an all time high! And so is star Kristen Stewart. (ONTD)
ï Chelsea Handler may be posing nude for Playboy, because she's so popular and everyone likes her show, right? (Yeeeah!)
ï Pete Wentz tries to explain his and Ashlee's choice of the name Bronx Mowgli. "We're retarded" is a good [...]
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Also tagged Ashlee Simpson, booze, Britney Spears, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, celebs posing for Playboy, Chelsea Handler, Dita Von Teese, drugs, Karolina Kurkova, Kristen Stewart, magazines, Megan Fox, Pete Wentz, Rihanna
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Mariah Carey Spits in the Face of Airline Checked Bag Fees
Oh, Mimi, how we love you. There is no other woman on earth who can do the things you do and get away with it. If you were to call up President-elect Obama and say, "I want to perform at your inauguration, but I will only do it if I can wear nothing but hot [...]
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Shhhh! Mariah Carey's Studying Her Bible! Be Very Quiet!
Mariah Carey is a very busy and important person. She does not have time for trivial things like reading. Unless of course it's the Bible. There's always time for Jesus. Reports our own personal Bible-study coach FemaleFirst:
Mariah Carey says the only book she has ever read is the Bible.
The 'Touch My Body' singer – who [...]
Please Send Mariah Carey Presents; She's in Loooove
Most people feel a little bit gypped by weddings. You buy some new clothes, a big black-and-white box from Crate & Barrel, spend an entire day "celebrating love" or some crap, and then another day holding an ice pack to your throbbing head. Plus, you'll likely have to see someone's fat Uncle Bob attempt to [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Megan Fox Gets Plump
ï Megan Fox takes "next Angelina Jolie" title literally, gets lipplants. (ONTD)
ï Elisha Cuthbert stalks the sandy landscape in a bikini; cuddles muscular male; gets handsy with own buttocks. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's wedding photos will be in People. And they talk about being "soul mates". Even though they've [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, Angelina Jolie, Blake Lively, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in bikinis, drugs, Elisha Cuthbert, Halle Berry, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Megan Fox, Nick Cannon, plastic surgery rumors, Uma Thurman, upskirt shots
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