Tag Archives: Maria Sharapova
Is Maria Sharapova Lying Sharap-unda Camilla Belle?
If you are a famous lady in Los Angeles, and you have a female friend, the two of you are either "frenemies" or you are "lesbians". That is the way of the Hollywood. Or, rather, that is the way of all of you fat dude sweating behind your computers, feverishly imagining Nicole Richie and Paris [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Pregnant. Pregnant in Bikini. Not Pregnant in Bikini.
ï Beyonce still not talking on the wedding rumors, but is she also gestating Hova Jr.? (Celebitchy)
ï Eva Herzigova is definitely pregnant. You can tell because of the giant baby inside her belly. And the naked breasts, gravid with lactocity. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Also pregnant and half naked? Tori Spelling in a bikini. [...]
Kimbo Stewart FHM's Most Eligible Bachelorette. Must Look up Definition of "Eligible Bachelorette"
When you imagine which young, single, hot girl you would most like to share your dangly bits with, names like Jessica (either Alba or Biel will do) or Scarlett might come to mind. But in the FHM offices they want nothing more than to drive their collective Downtown Train into Kimbo Stewart. Hey, Joe Francis [...]
Scarlett Johansson Sexier Than Jessica Alba; Adjust Masturbation Schedule Accordingly
Another day, another lad mag tells you whom you should masturbate to tonight. And in what may be the upset of the century–or at least right behind that whole Crash/Brokeback Mountain thing–Scarlett Johansson is now your top masturbatory fantasy. Jessica Alba is crying into her no-nudity clause as we speak.