The Hills' Lauren Conrad and Pamela Anderson are among the celebs on the list to attend the White House Press Correspondents Association Dinner on April 26, Usmagazine.com has confirmed.

Like Conrad, blogger (and enemy) Perez Hilton, another attendee, will be a guest of the Bloomberg financial network.

They could hobnob with Ben Affleck, Eric Dane, Tim Daly, Hayden Panettiere and Marcia Cross ó all of whom are also on the list, a Correspondents rep tells Us.

Started in 1920, the WHCA's annual dinner has become a Washington, D.C. tradition and is usually attended by the President and Vice President.

We wonder if Pam and Lauren will get to really tough questions at the event, like, "When will this horrible war in Iran end?" and "On a scale of one to ten, how dreamy is Barack Obama?"


See Pam's less serious–more naked–side at MrSkin.com.

There's even more naked Marcia at MrSkin.com.

Marcia Cross became a mom on Tuesday, welcoming fraternal twin daughters, her rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.The girls, Eden and Savannah, who were born at a Los Angeles hospital, are the first children for the Desperate Housewives actress, 44, and her stockbroker husband Tom Mahoney, 49, who married in June 2006. "Mother and babies are all doing well," says Cross's rep, Heidi Slan.

They say that the names you saddle your children with will shape who they are later in life. So let's all thank Marcia Cross for giving her kids a leg up in the competitive worlds of cheerleading and/or hardcore pornography.

Mama Marcia gets naked at MrSkin.com.

"I grew up studying classic painters. They certainly didn't shy away from nudes. I don't find anything morally reprehensible about it. I think it is different to pose in a pair of hotpants on the cover of Stuff magazine. That's something I'm just not interested in doing."

That's cool, we grew up studying the Great Space Coaster and we don't find anything morally reprehensible about talking gnus or hose-nosed elephants with umbrella ears, so we have something in common with Anne.
You'll certainly agree that Anne's attitude towards screen nudity is very European. And speaking of Europe and nudity, let's turn our weary eyes to Lucy Liu (did you like that segue? It was pretty seamless, right?). Lucy just wrapped up filming for a horror movie called Rise. And according to totalfilm.com,

"The day before I was supposed to sign the contract, they mentioned that there was a phrase in there," she recalls. "It said, 'There will be European nudity.' I was like, 'What is this? I'm not going to sign this! What's European nudity?'"

So what does it mean? "What it meant, basically, is that Europeans are open and free – so much more relaxed about nudity." Which means…? "There's frontal nudity."

That was a nice story, but it doesn't have much of a resolution. Did she sign the contract as is? Is the European nudity in question performed by Lucy herself? What color was the contract? Was it acid-free paper? Heavy bulk? Recycled? Onion skin? Was there onion skin involved?

Finally, a cautionary tale from Marcia Cross, who allegedy tossed some very private photos in her very not private trash, which were then stolen and given to David Hans Schmidt, the man who brought us the Screech sex tape. And yes, Marcia is, apparently, a natural redhead. TMZ quotes Schmidt, saying that his possesion of the photos is perfectly legal because they

"were not stolen. When you throw something away, you forfeit that property." Schmidt claims he also has the actress' tax returns, but "out of respect for Ms. Cross," won't discuss how much she makes.

So discussing one's salary is uncouth, but attempting to profit from titty shots hamburgled out of the garbage is perfectly kosher? Cool, just checking.

Anne's mams are at MrSkin.com.

Lucy's juicy there.

Marcia's there, Marcia's nude.

As it turns out, we have the answer to that question: Marcia Cross.

The Desperate Housewives star married some nonfamous guy, a money manager named Tom Mahoney, last Saturday. Imdb.com reports that it was a dream wedding in every sense of the term with the exception of one glaring misstep: the tool she married
A. had a cellular telephone on his person during his own wedding ceremony
B. failed to turn off the ringer on said cellular telephone during his own wedding ceremony.
And yes, the phone reportedly rang in the middle of the vows. What's more unbelievable than the fact that the groom's cell phone rang during his vows? The fact that his blushing bride reportedly found the whole plight hilarious. Said a wedding guest:

She couldn't contain her giggles.

Personally, we fail to see how a bride, who almost certainly used her own Hollywood earnings to splash out on her long-awaited fairy princess wedding, would "giggle" upon realizing that her almost-spouse is such an undeniable workaholic tool that he is unable to be parted from his precious electronic appendage for even the length of his I do's.
Unless his ringtone was something like "My Humps" or "Grillz." That's kind of giggle-worthy.

No need to get Desperate. Marcia's naked at MrSkin.com!

And since Marcia seems to do everything Nicole does, she's naked there too.

ï Kate Moss's mom has a loving nickname for her daughter's paramour Pete Doherty: Crackhead. Fitting since . . . well, since he just got arrested in Oslo for posession of heroin and crack.

ï Winona! Where ya been, girlfriend? Oh, and where'd you get that cute belt? How much did it cos–oh.

ï Paula Abdul to return to Idol and thanks her "fans around the world" for their support. Wait, she means these ones, right?

ï Puffy Sean John Diddy P. Combs Daddy is now just "Diddy". He says the new name is "more rock n' roll" and we agree. Just saying "Diddy diddy diddy!" makes us feel like we're in Mott the Hoople!

ï Marcia Cross is frigid.

ï Britney sez: screw the homeless, screw poverty, and triple screw AIDS; I'm putting my cash towards more red string thingies for toddlers!

Zeman said, "ABC publicity demanded that, in all the different set-ups that the women would be posed for photographs, Teri Hatcher absolutely was not to be in the centre of the women . . . There had been some tension on the set over who's getting the awards and who's getting most of the magazine covers–that would be Teri Hatcher." And when Teri's frozen brow was moved to the center of the group, Marcia Cross's eye glowed like two angry coals, her head blew clean off her body, rolled into a corner, and hissed the publicist's name, telling him, "'I want you to get over here and do your bleeping job…' Then she launched into this profanity-laced tirade," Zeman continued.

If it's gotten this ugly after one magazine shoot, we're dying to see how things go after the castmates' salaries are adjusted. We predict a standoff on the level of Suzanne Somers vs. Three's Company. Bring on the Thighmasters!

Have a look at Teri Hatcher nude at MrSkin.com.

And then go check out Marcia Cross nude at MrSkin.com.