Tag Archives: Marcia Cross
Ms. Pammy Goes To Washington
Sometimes celebrities and politics mix just fine. Ben Affleck seems to have a genuine interest and know just a little bit more than Barack Obama's favorite color. Sonny Bono did a fine job as far as we can tell. But sometimes it's best for celebs to stick to things like slapping their name on a [...]
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Also tagged Ben Affleck, Hayden Panettiere, Lauren Conrad, Pamela Anderson, politicians
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The Red Vadge of Furrage
More than a year ago, we caught wind of a story involving a garbage-picker finding nudie pics of Marcia Cross in her trash can. Nary a word has been heard since, and we've all but forgotten about the prospect of eyeballing Dr. Kimberley Shaw's fire on the hole until today, when the actual pictures quite [...]
Marcia Cross Bree-ds (Get It? Her Character is Named Bree . . . Oh, Never Mind.)
Hey, guess what, Julia Roberts? You're not the only coppertopped actress to crap out premature double infants late in life! In your smug face, Roberts. People.com reports that Desperate Housewife Marcia Cross has popped:
Marcia Cross became a mom on Tuesday, welcoming fraternal twin daughters, her rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.The girls, Eden and Savannah, who [...]
Post-Halloween(er) Nudity (Un)Wrap-Up
Halloween tends to bring out the ribaldry in a lot of people, what with all the sexy kitty cat and sexy bunny rabbit and sexy nurse and sexy comptroller costumes around. So this morning, our thoughts turn to sin and we sit idly, twiddling our thumbs and waiting patiently for requisite nip-slip-though-skimpy-costume celebrity pictures to [...]
Marcia Cross Marries "That Guy"
You know how sometimes you go to a movie and it's about an hour and twenty minutes in and you're all wrapped up in watching Wesley Snipes or whoever blow shit up and Matt Damon's about to get the girl but he doesn't know she's a cyborg programmed to blow up the Pentagon and you're [...]
Here Comes the Botox
For the past week or two all we heard about was the impending wedding of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. And we really didn't care. So what's changed now that they have officially become international superstar and househusband? Nothing really, but as that was really the only thing that happened over the weekend, we thought [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Winona Gets Itchy Sticky Trigger Finger, Plus: Diddy Diddy Diddy!
ï Arnold Schwarzenegger just can't seem to keep his hands off the dames, and now one of his extramarital playmates is claiming that she was paid off by the Enquirer. Listen, if you were married to Skeletor, wouldn't you be blindly grabbing any ripe flesh that happened to pass by?
ï Kate Moss's mom [...]
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Also tagged Arnold Schwarzenegger, Britney Spears, celebrity arrests, Kate Moss, P. Diddy, Paula Abdul, Pete Doherty, Winona Ryder
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Desperate Divas: Trouble A-Brewin'
Awriiiight! It's been awhile since we've had any good Desperate Housewives juice, but today, we woke up and found that the oranges done got squeezed and we can proffer a fresh pulpy glass. Two words: cat and fight.
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Also tagged celebrity catfights, Desperate Housewives, television, Teri Hatcher
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Marcia Cross: Still Not Gay
Hollywood lesbian update: Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are still all sorts of blonde, gay, and in love; Marcia Cross is still not gay yet still not sleeping with men. C'mon, Marcia, you're never going to fool anyone by being celibate. Take out a pretty boy once in a while and make us wonder. [...]
Marcia Cross Kinda Sorta Not Gay Maybe
At this very moment our hearts are breaking. Just two short days ago we brought you our favorite rumor in ages, and now our hopes are being smashed like that sad little puppy our older brother stepped on to make us cry. Marcia Cross's spokeswoman says that her client definitely likes her some penis.