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Lordy Lordy! J. Lo's 40!
Jennifer Lopez turned forty years young this weekend. And if you're wondering if becoming a middle aged woman, coupled with now being the married mother of two, has mellowed the infamously insufferable harridan, here's your answer, via the NY Daily News:
Jennifer Lopez was overcome with a variety of emotions at her surprise 40th birthday bash [...]
Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony
Every time we turn on the radio and hear a Marc Anthony or Jennifer Lopez song, we consider ourselves abused. So it's only fair that these two dingbats are smacking each other up on the regular. Take it away, Star:
Screaming. Pushing and shoving. Throwing things. Jennifer Lopez's marriage to Marc Anthony is exploding ó and [...]
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Don't Like Each Other Much
Song as old as time. Tale as old as rhyme. Beauty and the beast. The idea of a gorgeous woman seeing the inner beauty of a hideous, twisted freak has long ignited the imaginations of the world, but when it comes down to it, hot babes don't have much in common with ogres. And after [...]
JLo's Baby-Clothes Budget: Eighty Bajillion Dollars
Your babies: never wear clothes more than once because after about an hour they are covered in vomit and diarrhea. Jennifer Lopez's babies: never wear clothes more than once because washing laundry is for poor people. Oh, and the other difference. While your kids' clothes come from the clearance rack at Old Navy (Baby Gap [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: An Emmy's Just Like a Razzie, Right?
ï Lindsay Lohan has pulled a Heigl and withdrawn her name from the Emmy race. To which the Emmy panel said, "OK. Sounds good. Who's Lindsay Lohan?" (Celebitchy)
ï Mickey Rourke takes his new face out to ogle some gay stripper's grape-smugglers. (Yeeeah!)
ï Keanu Reeves is seeing China Chow. You're also seeing China [...]
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J.Lo Officially on Same Fame Level as Heidi Montag and Dina Lohan
Soon, on a television screen near you, you will witness the day-to-day lives of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony-Lopez as they do what rich people do. Not certain? Whether you will also witness Marc attempt to do what living, breathing, non-flesh-eating humans do. According to IMDB:
Jennifer Lopez has landed her very own reality TV show. [...]
Jennifer Lopez Begets Dos
Humbled diva Jennifer Lopez and her reanimated spouse Marc Anthony are finally parents (pictured at left: the babies' conception)! Well, J. Lo is finally a parent. Marc has like 5 other kids or something. But they're all old and worn-out and dumb, so who cares. Quoth the People:
It's double the baby joy for Jennifer Lopez [...]
J.Lo to Bank $3 Mil Per Snoob Sucker
We're going to be frank with you, readers: not being famous totally sucks a big fat wiener. We're sick of it. We don't get anything for free, we don't have even one perfume named after us, and if we pooped out a baby or two not even our grandparents would pay us for exclusive rights [...]
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J.Lo Really Looking Forward To Birth Publicity
We really thought we wouldn't see Jennifer Lopez until she'd farted out her tots, passed them on to a nanny, and spent three straight months on a treadmill, and then it would be with a glowing, beautifully lit ten-page spread in OK! of her and Skeletor and the twins gushing about how rewarding motherhood is [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "Stinkin'. S-T-I-N-K-I-N."
ï Uma Uma Uma mow mow ma ma Uma mow mow. In a bikini. (Though, going by the cast on her arm, these may be old, mow mow) (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Britney's still on the loose, and so are her breasts. (Taxi Driver)
ï Kate Hudson says that Matthew McConaughey smells like hot garbage. [...]
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