Tag Archives: Mandy Moore
CNW Junk Drawer: "A Skanky, Backdoor C*nt"
ï OMG, Jenny Aniston is gonna go on Courteney Cox's show and they're gonna KISS!!! The girl-girl spit swap is the surefire ratings booster of our generation, finally overtaking the "let's introduce a precocious child character" move. Basically, yes, we're likening Jennifer Aniston to Cousin Oliver.
ï Naomi Campbell pooh-poohs claims that she's involved [...]
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Also tagged Cameron Diaz, celebrity hookups, celebs in bikinis, Courteney Cox, DJ AM, Jenna Jameson, Jennifer Aniston, Katie Holmes, Naomi Campbell, Paris Hilton, Rachael Ray, television, upskirt shots, Vanessa Paradis
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CNW Junk Drawer: Muff-y the Mampire Displayer
ï Buffy costar Mercedes McNab to pose for Playboy; socially-challenged fanboys to spring boners eternal.
ï Sweet little cherub Mandy Moore is bringin' schlumpy back, and pulling it off.
ï And lo, brash angel of God Kathy Griffin alit and sayeth unto Tori Spelling: "unto you a childe is borne!"
ï Paris Hilton has [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Ashlee Simpson, celebrity arrests, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, celebs posing for Playboy, Kathy Griffin, Katie Holmes, Mercedes McNab, movies, Paris Hilton, Steven Tyler, Tom Cruise, Tori Spelling
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Kiss and Tell with Fez
Our morning began with a veritable Wilmer Valderrama-rama of sexy proportions. Like most men who are insecure, Wilmer feels the need to brag about his sexual conquests and to measure his weiner obsessively, then crow about it like he's the second coming of Tommy Lee. But unlike most men, he spilled the pervy beans on [...]
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Also tagged Ashlee Simpson, Howard Stern, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Lindsay Lohan, Wilmer Valderrama
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CNW Junk Drawer: An Army of Hookers
Jermaine Dupri says that his girlfriend Janet Jackson purposely got all lumpy and lardy for an indie film role that fell through. We’re totally stealing that excuse.
Don’t fuck with Reese Witherspoon. Unless you’re into dying.
Kate Moss proves that supermodels actually have brains!
She also proves she has a nipple. Again.
Heather Locklear [...]
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, Heather Locklear, Janet Jackson, Kate Moss, movies, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, Reese Witherspoon, Richie Sambora, Sarah Chalke, television, Val Kilmer
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CNW Junk Drawer: RARE OOP JORDAN BOOBS BREASTS JUGS EMO L@@K!
Katie Holmes: putting the “tard” in “unitard”.
Penelope Cruz dons the itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow bikini, sans polka dots.
Reese was like “OMG I totes slept through the Oscar noms cuz I sooo don’t care, whateverrrrr, tee hee hee” and then Heath and Michelle were all “Oh like us too, that illegitimate baby of ours can [...]
Moore Mandy!
Oh, hey, look, it's America's Sweetheart fellating a popsicle.