Courtney Love wants to punch Ryan Adams.

The former Hole singer would not hesitate to attack the 'New York, New York' singer if she ever met him in the street.

Courtney wrote on her MySpace blog: "People i would hit if i saw them: Ryan Adams (sic)."

The 44-year-old singer also lashes out at Ryan' new wife Mandy Moore – who married the alternative musician in March – in the confusing rant, saying she does not understand how Mandy can bear to be intimate with him.

She wrote: "Christ ugh igh ugh Mandy Moore ick the thoufghg of her sticking her toungue downthat filthy hatch…i might as well go watch 'Hostelle' ill feel better), ick, dirty sheets, ick no toothbrush, smelly ass, ick i LOATHE that guy (sic)."

This is not the first time Courtney has made disparaging remarks about Ryan on her blog.

Last year, she accused him of stealing $858,000 from her daughter Frances Bean – who was left the money when her father, Courtney's husband Nirvana star Kurt Cobain, committed suicide in 1994 – to make his 2003 album 'Rock n Roll'.

She wrote at the time: "does that makje youf eel like a big man ? stealing from a suicide? A MARTYRED HERO? … as God Is My Witness Ryan you will pay back every f***ing penny of this. 858,000 dollars for Rock n Roll ? wow you were living large- most people reading this dont even know what record or even artist im referring to , as your just this cult americana wanna be dylan thing.

"your ENTIRE album and meals and drugs and Hotels and outboard gear and wasted fabullous guitars STRAIGHT OUT OF FRANCES"S TRUST FUND (sic)."

This is a nice study in descent into madness. In Court's earlier missive, only one sic was necessary. But the more recent rant was pretty much one big, huge sic, especially the "word" thoufghg. It's kind of like watching Drew Barrymore's Little Edie go from free-spirited Baldwin humper to sleeping on a pile of dead cats and raccoons.

Oh, and Courtney found time recently to buy a new face! We guess all those people she's accused of raiding her coffers left a little something in the pile marked "ill-advised facial mutilations." (More pics of Courtney's new face available at Faded Youth.)

Mandy Moore and rocker Ryan Adams have wed, reps for both stars confirm to Usmagazine.com.

They tied the knot Tuesday in Savannah, Georgia, adds the reps.

The secret wedding should come as no surprise.

After confirming her engagement to Adams in February, Moore said she wanted the wedding to be "less … of a big deal."

"Hopefully, it can happen and slip by unnoticed by everybody," said the singer, 24, who has dated Adams, 34, off-and-on since March 2008. "I guess we have to be sort of sneaky about it, but I'll see what I can accomplish."

She added that she has never been "that kind of girl" who obsesses over her wedding day and added that she hadn't even thought about a dress.

"I kind of feel like, because I've been able to get married in a few films, I kind of got the whole giant wedding fuss out of my system," Moore said.

In April's Marie Claire, Moore calls Adams "a good egg. I'm in awe of him — his brain, his passion. He's truly one of a kind."

Mandy's impressive cover of "Umbrella" had finally given us permission to forgive her for "Candy" and now she's gonna go and ruin it with a duet with that unkempt douche, we just know it.

Singer and actress Mandy Moore is officially off the market after becoming engaged to singer Ryan Adams. The exciting news was confirmed by her publicist, Jillian Fowkes.

Mandy and Ryan have been seeing each other on and off since March 2008. This may be a little confusing because it sounded very much like Mandy and ex-boyfriend DJ AM had rekindled their union after the tragic plane crash that he and fellow musician Travis Barker survived. Now weíre told that she was just standing by her friendís side.

Ryan will be leaving his band, The Cardinals, this March, deciding to devote all of his time to writing. Adams is ready to release a series of poems and stories titled Infinity Blues.

Things could be worse, we suppose–Mandy has a whole passel of objectionable exes from which to choose a reunion. Asking us to choose between marrying Ryan Adams and marrying Zach Braff is like asking us if we want our Drano-laced cupcake with pink sprinkles or yellow.

Although they ended their two month relationship in 2007, Mandy Moore and DJ AM are reportedly dating again. A source told Us Weekly the pair reunited shortly after DJ AMís September Learjet crash.

ìItís back on,î a DJ AM source says in the newest issue of Us Weekly.

ìSince the accident, itís blossomed into something again.î

Moore, 24, rushed to DJ AMís side after the September 19 plane crash that left him with burns on his arm and scalp, injured Travis Barker, 32, and killed four others.

Continues the insider, ìMandy said, ëI like this guy a lot and I want to see where it can go again. Life is too short to not be with someone you really care about.íî

Says a second DJ AM source, ìWhen you go through what Adam went through, you need people you love and people who love you. He will never stop loving her.î

Mandy and DJ AM made their first public appearance together at the October 18 Friendly House event in Beverly Hills. A witness said, ìHe was holding her hand, and they were rubbing each otherís backs.î

This is the part where we're supposed to say something snarky, right? Well, screw your celebrity-gossip-blog expectations! We could never say a harsh word about Mandy, and now that DJ AM once again sees that she's the pinnacle of joy and love, he becomes immune from our celeb deriding wrath as well. So mazel tov to you, Mandy and AM. Plus, now that we've seen how truly low Mandy's taste in men can go (we're looking at you, Ryan Adams), DJ AM seems like a right good chap.


Believe it or not, you can see Mandy Moore nude at MrSkin.com.

HUNDREDS of hipster girls may swoon over indie rocker Ryan Adams, but our spy says the grungy guitarist, who has an aversion to bathing, is a jerk. "He was really nasty to (ex-girlfriend) Mandy Moore. He would always pick on her and say the meanest things. Like he had to tear her down to make himself feel better. And he's so narcissistic it's unreal. He constantly Googles himself and is obsessed with what people say about him online." A rep for Adams said, "I don't think any of that stuff is true. He was really super-good to [Moore], and he just felt it didn't work out. That's a bunch of nonsense."

Look, Mandy, you are a lovely, gorgeous woman. You seem like you'd be super nice and really fun to hang out with. We could go shopping at Forever 21 together and then get a couple of Orange Juliuses and cruise the mall, hoping to find cute boys, but really just laughing at all the teenagers with their super-high-waisted jeans and fedoras. But in between these fun times we would sit you down on the half wall outside of Auntie Anne's and have a serious talk with you about your choices. First, you deserve better than Because I Said So. And second, and probably more important, stop dating jagoffs. Wilmer Valderrama? Zach Braff? Ryan Adams? This has got to stop. If you continue down this path, you'll end up one of three places: Brett Ratner, Brandon Davis, or Cisco Adler. And you deserve better than (both literal and figurative) giant ballbags.


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Mandy Moore has rid herself of her good girl image by grinding against and licking a stripper pole.

The brunette singer-and-actress, who is renowned for her squeaky clean image, sexily gyrated round a silver pole during an interview with online celebrity gossip columnist Perez Hilton.

Mandy – who also continuously swore throughout the segment for the journalist's VH1 show got so randy she even ran her tongue along the pole at one point, as Perez jumped and screeched in the background.

It's kind of like seeing a Brownie smoke a cigar, or a panda bear giving the shocker.
This being the age of the Youtubes, there is, of course, video (at TMZ), so you can watch Mandy gleefully bark the f-word and get poled without having to see P. Hilton's kicky retro shaved Vanilla Ice brow.

See even Moore of Mandy–NAKED!–at MrSkin.com.

WHEN John Mayer was snapped having lunch with Mandy Moore at La Esquina on Tuesday, it sparked rumors of a love match between them. But Mayer has his sights set on a more glamorous Hollywood gal – Cameron Diaz. The same day, Mayer took Diaz to an intimate, late-night dinner at Lafayette Street eatery Indochine. "They were very playful and cozy," said a fellow patron, who reports they ordered cocktails and "lingered over dessert." Mayer, 29, and Diaz, 34, "met years ago at a concert," according to a friend of the leggy actress. "Their relationship just started, though." Diaz split with her longtime boyfriend (and younger man as well) Justin Timberlake late last year, while Mayer is coming off his brief whirlwind with bubble-headed Jessica Simpson. As for Moore, who showed up alone to the premiere of "Dedication" at the Chelsea Cinemas that same night, we hear she's dating San Diego-based singer/songwriter Greg Laswell. Reps for Mayer and Moore declined comment.

But lest you think that Mandy is being two-timed again, she told Extra:

Oh my goodness. John and I have been friends for years, no romance.

Thanks, Mandy, for so deftly illustrating how different you are from Cameron. If Cam opens her mouth she's likely to burp the entire alphabet for onlookers' amusement or stuff a greasy cheeseburger into it in three bites, whereas when Mandy opens her mouth phrases like "oh my goodness" come out. They're like Balki and Larry, those two. Night and day.