Tag Archives: Mandy Moore
"Ick, dirty sheets, ick no toothbrush, smelly ass"
First off, we'd like to thank celebrities. It's been a little dry around here lately; we've had to stretch our gossip muscles and write about people like Courteney Cox and Sarah Jessica Parker. Boring. But finally celebs said, we've had enough of this, let's go do some crazy shit. And the kookiest crazybird in crazytown [...]
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Also tagged celebrity catfights, celebrity websites, Courtney Love, Ryan Adams, the internets
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Mandy Moore Makes Her Terrible Taste in Men Legal
Oh Mandy, Mandy, Mandy. What are you thinking? Here's what we think happened: Mandy Moore moving along, growing up, getting sick of her blonde hair and her cutesy songs and her marginally entertaining/marginally Jesus-y movies when she found her way to the set of the so-much-potential-so-little-laughs American Idol parody American Dreamz when she found herself [...]
Oh, Just Kill Us, Mandy
Our deep, fanatical, and frankly kind of creepy obsession with luminously hot Mandy Moore has never been the stuff of secrets. Any chance we get to wax poetic about her glorious smile, her entertaining, semi-Jesusy films, and her positive attitude, we take. But Mandy, by God, has some seriously terrible taste when it comes to [...]
Mandy Moore Reunites with Her Least Offensive Ex
We miss Mandy Moore. We will see every one of her movies, no matter what. Even if we have to sit through Diane Keaton being turned into an insufferable harridan or Robin Williams laboring under the false pretense that he is funny, it will be worth it. She is a ray of light wrapped in [...]
In Expected News: Ryan Adams Was a Jerk To Mandy Moore
Here at CelebNewsWire there are a few things that we love unconditionally, that never let us down. Fruity Pebbles, Cate Blanchett, and a couple of broads named MooreóMandy and Julianne. So when someone screws with these things, we take great personal offense. Especially when the jackhole screwing with one of these things is disturbingly prolific [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "If I Was Cyclops and You Were Jean Grey"
ï Singer/asshole Ryan Adams goes to comic shop expressly for the purpose of fondling Mandy Moore. Nerds everywhere cut selves. (The Blemish)
ï Tara Reid works a bikini, haters be damned. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï It's entirely possible that Tony Romo will never fumble with Jessica Simpson's footballs again. (Yeeeah!)
ï Celebrity Muppets. (Cityrag)
ï [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Matt n' Mandy, Sittin' in a Tree
ï Is our sweet angel Mandy Moore getting Binged? Oh Christ, NO! (Yeeeah!)
ï Our favorite opiate connoisseur, Porky Petey Dough-erty, has returned to form. Now with video! (Drunken Stepfather)
ï And Pete's ex, Kate Moss, sports some really sharp needles of her own. (Taxi Driver)
ï Jerry O'Connell has hot wife; poor self-esteem. [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, booze, celebrity arrests, celebrity hookups, drugs, Eva Mendes, Jerry O'Connell, Jessica Simpson, Josh Hartnett, Leelee Sobieski, Matthew Perry, Pete Doherty, Rebecca De Mornay, Rebecca Romijn, Rihanna, see-through shots, Shia LaBeouf
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John Mayer Likes the Pretty Ladies
Yesterday we saw pictures of Mandy Moore and John Mayer, presumably on a date. We weren't too happy about the prospect of Mandy getting Jessica Simpson's secondhand cooties, especially after the horrible luck she's had with men in the past, but we weren't sure whether we otherwise condoned the coupling or not. Turns out we're [...]
I Need You Today, Oh Mandy! In a Bikini.
Recently, we were racking our brains to try and figure out which, if any, stars we have not or refuse to mercilessly rip into on these pages. After much soul-searching and many Zimas, we were only able to come up with two names: Cate Blanchett and Mandy Moore. The former is too classy and lovely [...]