Tag Archives: Maggie Gyllenhaal
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You thought you'd never see the day, but possibly the world's worst hyphenation prospects are now a possiblity: Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard have married. Says IMDb:
The Dark Knight star Maggie Gyllenhaal has wed her actor boyfriend Peter Sarsgaard in a romantic ceremony in Italy.
The couple exchanged vows in a small chapel in Brindisi on [...]
Sarsgaard Aaccidentaally Gaawks Aanonymous Vaaginaa
So you're a woman doing your yearly duty of having cold, hard metal shoved up your lady business. You're in a cold room, covered by a scratchy piece of thin blue paper, with your legs up in an uncomfortable position and a doctor's head perched near a sensitive area. In other words, this is not [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Happy Buhthdayyy, Mistah Hefnahh
ï Maggie Gyllenhaal's been impregnated by, and is now engaged to, Peter Sarsgaard. Congrats, Gaardhaal.
ï We told you about Sienna Miller supposedly being snapped doing some career-threateningly embarrassing cavorting at a VF party. Here are the pics. BFD.
ï Kristanna Loken: if you're Loken for an upskirt shot, you've found one.
ï Jennifer Love [...]
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Also tagged celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Cindy Crawford, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kelly Brook, Keri Russell, Kristanna Loken, magazines, Michelle Trachtenberg, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, parties, Peter Sarsgaard, Sienna Miller, Wilmer Valderrama
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Maggie Gyllenhaal's Caans and Aass in Sherrybaby
Lovely, talented, sister-of-Jake Maggie G has displayed her bits in such roles as a naked masochistic cutter in Secretary and a chick who gets strip searched in Strip Search. And now, in Sherrybaby, she takes on a role so challengingly naked that it leaves her previous forays into the realm of the challenging and [...]
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No More Funbaggies From Maggie?
Aw, crap: Maggie Gyllenhaal, she of the perky pair and fluffy McMuffin, is threatening to never get naked on film again.