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Leighton Meester Demonstrates Twoface Abilities
That picture to your left there? That’s Leighton Meester when she’s allowed to do her own makeup. She looks like she’s about to dislocate her jaw so that she can wrap those clown lips completely around your head and slurp you up in one fluid swallow. But below we have a more pleasing representation. GQ [...]
Cram It, RPattz! Johnny Depp Owns Your Sexiness
Robert Pattinson has been stripped of his crown, like Vanessa Williams and Carrie Prejean before him. Yesterday we reported that RPattz landed People’s Sexiest Man Alive title, but it turns out that we were just being toyed with. People released the real cover today, and it’s Johnny Depp again. Dude was the sexiest in 2003 [...]
The Sexiest Pattz Alive
Have you already Fandangoed your advance tickets for New Moon? Oh, excellent, then you probably also tape every episode of Army Wives and own an extensive collection of sweatshirts festooned with embroidered Disney characters . Which means you crave news about Robert Pattinson! And we have some! Having the most artfully purposeful stubble since George [...]
Um, Leighton Meester Might Be Hot. We Think.
The great thing about Blair Waldorf, Leighton Meester’s character on Gossip Girl, is that under those designer prep school clothes and perfectly placed headbands you just know that the girl is crazy freaky. We don’t get quite enough of that on the show, thanks to those uppity parents who are all like, “Two girls kissing? [...]
Robert Downey Jr.’s Moose Knuckle
Robert Downey Jr. is a master of his craft. He is able to become his characters. There is no Robert Downey Jr., only a white guy in black face, a rich dude wearing a pile of scrap metal, a sleuth masterful enough to sniff out Jude Law’s lost potential. He is so great, in fact, [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: They Tried to Make Me Go to Silicone Rehab
Amy Winehouse has traded needles in the arm for needles in the boobs and lips. (The Blemish)
Rachel Bilson sports Gwyneth Paltrow-style greaseball legs in Flaunt. (Yeeeah!)
James Gandolfini assaulted a paparazzo. Sadly, he later found out that the photog was not, in fact, carrying any nachos on him so it was all for naught. (Anything Hollywood)
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Megan Fox Has Bare Thighs, Dead Eyes
Remember when Megan Fox went totally out of character and tried to be sexy in Rolling Stone a couple months ago? You were like, “WTF, world? Megan Fox sexy? Is this like Halloween or something? I don’t get it.” Now outtakes (60 of them! 60! Geesh) have hit the internets thanks to Foxy-Megan.com, and they’re [...]
Grace Park Is Fraking Hot in Maxim Outtakes
Hey, are you a geek? Do you own a t-shit that says “Worst. Shirt. Ever.”? Then you’re going to love what we’ve got for you today: outtakes from Battlestar Galactica babe Grace Park’s sexy Maxim spread! Now we’ve got more side boob. And, if you fit the previous description, that’s totally awesome, because it’s more [...]
New Moon, Nice Bazooms
Let’s say you’ve been in a coma for 25 years. And you wake up and for some reason are presented with the magazine French Revue de Modes. Who knows why. Maybe your family fears that after all this time exposure to the current state of American culture will shock you back into vegetation. So instead [...]
Lindsay Lohan’s Side Boob Better than Lindsay Lohan’s No Boob
Usually when actresses get all made up and take off various pieces of clothing to pose all pretty for a magazine, it’s because they’ve got something to sell. A new movie coming out. A new season of their TV show is about to start. They just wrote a book about their harrowing journey out of [...]