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CNW Junk Drawer: They Tried to Make Me Go to Silicone Rehab
Amy Winehouse has traded needles in the arm for needles in the boobs and lips. (The Blemish)
Rachel Bilson sports Gwyneth Paltrow-style greaseball legs in Flaunt. (Yeeeah!)
James Gandolfini assaulted a paparazzo. Sadly, he later found out that the photog was not, in fact, carrying any nachos on him so it was all for naught. (Anything Hollywood)
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Megan Fox Has Bare Thighs, Dead Eyes
Remember when Megan Fox went totally out of character and tried to be sexy in Rolling Stone a couple months ago? You were like, “WTF, world? Megan Fox sexy? Is this like Halloween or something? I don’t get it.” Now outtakes (60 of them! 60! Geesh) have hit the internets thanks to Foxy-Megan.com, and they’re [...]
Grace Park Is Fraking Hot in Maxim Outtakes
Hey, are you a geek? Do you own a t-shit that says “Worst. Shirt. Ever.”? Then you’re going to love what we’ve got for you today: outtakes from Battlestar Galactica babe Grace Park’s sexy Maxim spread! Now we’ve got more side boob. And, if you fit the previous description, that’s totally awesome, because it’s more [...]
New Moon, Nice Bazooms
Let’s say you’ve been in a coma for 25 years. And you wake up and for some reason are presented with the magazine French Revue de Modes. Who knows why. Maybe your family fears that after all this time exposure to the current state of American culture will shock you back into vegetation. So instead [...]
Lindsay Lohan’s Side Boob Better than Lindsay Lohan’s No Boob
Usually when actresses get all made up and take off various pieces of clothing to pose all pretty for a magazine, it’s because they’ve got something to sell. A new movie coming out. A new season of their TV show is about to start. They just wrote a book about their harrowing journey out of [...]
Aw, Look! She Has Her Daddy’s Hairline
Samantha Burke, the lady into whom Jude Law ejaculated minus a rubber, is cashing in on her half famous/half mortal progeny nicely. She granted exclusive rights to pictures of new baby Sophia to Hello! magazine for a cool $300,000. And Jude is not cool with this. A source told the NY Daily News:
“He wants to [...]
What’s So Super About These Models? Nudity.
Supermodels. They’re usually not the smartest people in the room. If you were out to lunch with a model, a failing fourth grader, and Britney Spears (Don’t judge; that’s our standing Thursday noon reservation at The Ivy), who would you let calculate the tip? So even though Mr. Skin declared last week Official Nude Victoria’s [...]
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January Jones’s GQ Outtakes: Less Boob, More Chair
We’re sure that somewhere in this vast world of ours there is a man with a ridiculously narrow fetish for hot blonde television stars in lingerie falling over in chairs. And likely if this man exists, he’s probably lurking around our neighborhood, peeking in the CelebNewsWire windows waiting for his ultimate moment. One day he [...]
Dear Lindsay, I’m in a Magazine! Love, Daddy
How is it that Michael Lohan continues to shock us? We know he’s the creepiest creep who ever creeped among creepazoids, yet every time he takes his creepiness a step further we’re all, “WTF, Mike?” Today’s creepy goings-on involve Michael writing a personal letter to Lindsay—and publishing it in In Touch. According to Contact Music:
His [...]
You Will Like Sexy Amber Heard Pics. Because We Said So.
Amber Heard has been in some movies. You’ve probably seen some of them. Pineapple Express. The Informers. Zombieland. And if not, you’ve probably seen naked pictures of her on the internet. Because that’s what you do, you perv. You save all of your cash for more important things, like Pall Malls and Jim Beam, and [...]