Tag Archives: Madonna
CNW Junk Drawer: Stamps n' Tramps
ï First look at Helena Bonham Carter in Terminator: Salvation. That look is a step up from her usual fashions, to be sure. (Yeeeah!)
ï How do you get over being denied when trying to adopt a Malawian orphan? If you're Madonna, you grab some random man candy and bang him retarded. (Anything Hollywood)
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Madonna is a Kind and Loving Caregiver
How does Madonna keep her terrifyingly fit physique and smooth, creaseless face? The way everyone else does in Hollywood. She births and adopts as many children as possible and then feeds on their virgin souls. The sucked-dry carcasses of Lourdes and Rocco are lying in a gelatinous heap in a basement in Beverly Hills, and [...]
Madonna Buys Another Baby
Apparently boyfriend (or maybe ex; who the f cares?) Jesus Luz didn't cure Madonna's baby lust. She's reportedly heading to Malawi to pick out a nice shiny new baby. Reports E!:
A Malawi welfare department representative says Madonna has already filed adoption papers in the country and that her adoption case could go before the courts [...]
Suck on This, Madge
The post-divorce fallout between director Guy Ritchie and ropy hunk of fiber Madonna has played out like a game of Stratego. First, Madge made a bold move by calling Ritchie "emotionally retarded" on stage, but Ritchie countered with refusing to indulge. Next, Mad went for the flag by flaunting her new arm candy, 22-year-old male [...]
Like a Lohan, Touched for the 486,823rd Time
Former actress/current faux lesbian Lindsay Lohan has a lot of time on her hands these days. A LOT. Like, "I'm just here hanging with my girlfriend while she works because I'm supportive, not because I don't have a job and I ran out of money so I can't go shopping. Supportive." So it's understandable that [...]
Madonna Not a Fan of "If U Seek Amy"
In Madonna's world, there is only Madonna. Everywhere she goes, onlookers are expected to bow to the ground, avert their eyes, and throw gold coins and rose petals at her feet. Or at least turn off that damn Britney Spears song. Says Page Six:
DON'T play Britney Spears when Madonna is in the house. Lady Madge [...]
Madonna Foists Unibrow on Younger, Hotter Daughter
Is Madonna more like Faye Dunaway in Mommie Dearest, stepping in to take over her daughter's soap opera role, or is she more like the evil queen past her prime, staring into a magic mirror and praying she's prettier than Snow White? Let's not choose. She's both! And the up-and-comer poised to take over her [...]
CNW Mini Junk Drawer: "I'm Only Dating Him Because I Love You"
There is NOTHING happening today. NOTHING. So, like a mom giving her child a pot and wooden spoon to play with, we're handing you some links to keep you entertained. Sorry. Don't blame us, blame the boring celebrities.
ï Alex Rodriguez is mad because Madonna's stepping out publicly with some other dude! Even though he [...]
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Material Curls
Happy MLK Day! Although we're working today, we found our own way to celebrate: by looking at a picture of teenage naked Madonna. The pic is from the artsy series that appeared in Playboy back in the day, it's up for auction at Christie's and is expected to fetch around $15,000. Since Martin Luther [...]
Madonna Settles, Wears Astroturf
Have we mentioned that we now love Guy Ritchie? There may have been talk of a Team Guy t-shirt, we're not sure. We have never seen even one of his movies, but this whole Madonna divorce has convinced us that he's a pretty awesome dude (we were going to say guy there, as we use [...]
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