Tag Archives: Luke Wilson
Jessica Simpson Good at Showing off Boobs, Not So Good at Remembering Stuff
We've recently begun to feel very bad for Jessica Simpson. She has no discernable talents aside from her knockers, her ex-husband has found a hot lady who loves sports and he seems very happy, and even John Mayer is disgusted at the idea of sticking his thingy in her hoo-ha. All she seems to have [...]
Jessica Also Believes That Joe Is the Undisputed God of Texas
Jessica Simpson's creepy daddy has convinced her that she's starring in a new movie opposite Luke Wilson even though Wilson has not agreed to the film. We hear Papa Joe has a knack for convincing his daughters of things that are completely untrue. After all, someone must have told Ashlee she had a really pretty [...]
A Jackass and a Stallion Walk into a Bar . . .
So how was your weekend? Did you rent March of the Penguins yet again and coo over how cute the frigid little things are and then spend five hours on eBay trying to find a real stuffed penguin that you could love and cuddle before settling on a used pocket vagina that–let's face it–you will [...]