Liv almost caused an accident and she hit the brakes, did a U-turn, and pulled over on the side of the road to reprimand the woman. The woman didn't speak English and kept telling Tyler "No entiendo. (I don't understand.)" Liv was telling her "You can't do that! I'm going to call the police; I'm going to call Child Services!"

Liv tried to comfort the crying boy and when she finally walked away to go back to her car, she told X17 photographers, "When I saw that, I couldn't take it. I had to do something."

Heroes everywhere! But just imagine what this looked like to the grandma. Standing there, minding her own business, poking her grandchild in the solar plexus without a care in the world, and then the lady from One Night at McCool's comes up and starts squawking in unflattering shorts. Chilling!

Liv Tyler dreaded shooting romantic scenes with her The Hulk co-star Ed Norton – because she felt the actor's lean physique put her own to shame.

The Fight Club star toned up for his role as Bruce Banner, the mild-mannered scientist who transforms into the raging green monster.

And Tyler, who plays Banner's girlfriend Betty, was so intimidated by his svelte stature, she didn't want to be filmed standing next to him.

She says, "There were points when I was like, 'Wait! We cannot do this love scene because his body looks so much more beautiful than mine!'"

Yeah, we're sure you look like a hideous monster, Liv. "Wah wah. I'm so ugly. My body sucks. I should just save everyone the misery of having to look at me and bury myself in a hole in the ground with a year's supply of chocolate cheesecake." Here's a suggestion, Liv: The next time you're feeling down on yourself for not looking like Angelina Jolie or some such, take a trip to, say, central Missouri and hop into the local Wal-Mart. You'll be feeling like the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe in no time.


Liv is nothing but beautiful–and naked–at MrSkin.com.

Liv Tyler has left question marks hanging over her marriage to British rocker Royston Langdon, after posing at New York's Costume Institute Gala on Monday night without a wedding ring. The couple married in March 2003, and have a three-year-old son, Milo. But sources claim the relationship has been on the rocks for some time; rumors seemingly confirmed when Tyler strolled the red carpet alone at the star-studded event, with a clearly naked ring finger – the same night Scarlett Johansson was showing off her brand new engagement ring. When contacted by the New York Daily News, a representative for Tyler, 30, refused to comment on the speculation surrounding her marriage.

We hear this came about after Liv woke up one day, realized it wasn't 1996, and said, "Wait, I'm married to the guy from Spacehog? Hahahahahahahaha! No, but seriously. Really? Ahahahahahahahaha!"

UPDATE: Confirmed!

Naked Liv? Yes, have some. At MrSkin.com.

“Kate plays a woman who is about to get married and she’s completely in love with me. We were always so shy about the kissing but in retrospect we were like, ‘We so should have just totally made out and tongued each other’. But we never did, we were just too scared to do it.”

Maybe this is a sign of what’s to come in Liv’s future (well, this as that streetside smooch she gave Kate Bosworth). Instead of trying to balance out the extreme suckage of Ben Affleck, Liv will spend her working days doing some extreme suckage of the girl-on-girl variety. Maybe she’ll even decide to remake her entire rÈsumÈ, beginning with an updated version of Aerosmith’s “Crazy” in which she and Alicia Silverstone engage in languorous strap-on sex.

Oh, and in case you wanted to see Liv and Kate’s filmic kiss, here it is. It’s pretty lame now that we know what could have been.