Tag Archives: Liv Tyler
Liv Tyler to the Rescue
Impersonate her father in his videos, have big ole bike tire lips, get fingerbanged in Bertolucci movies. Is there anything Liv Tyler can't do? She's a multitalent and, like G.I. Joe, a real American hero. Yesterday in L.A., Liv saw a grandma yelling at a screaming child and smacking him in the chest, so Liv [...]
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Liv Tyler Sad She's Not As Pretty As Edward Norton
PG-13-rated superhero movies are not so much known for their super hot and steamy man-on-woman interactions. They're generally a bit more Brokeback Mountain than 9 1/2 Weeks. Sure, a few of the Batmans seem like they really dig vagina (not Val Kilmer's though), but Spider-Man? He was definitely more interested in ripping off Harry's clothes [...]
Walk This Way . . . to Divorce Court?
Once upon a dream, Liv Tyler was everybody's fantasy lady. People overlooked the fact that she creepily resembled her father, only with boobs, and she slurred her way into our hearts in Empire Records and other such films. And she may be poised for a comeback, since apparently she and her husband are on the [...]
Liv Tyler Regrets Not Tonguing Kate Hudson
You know how you cried and cried for days when Robert Altman died, and when your mom tried to comfort you by slipping a copy of Thieves Like Us into the DVD player you just wailed louder and lamented, “Who’s going to appreciate the unique talents of Shelley Duvall now? Huh? Who?” Well, get ready [...]
Liv Tyler Greets Kate Bosworth with Hearty Face Sucking
After finally enabling comments yesterday, we were pretty shocked at the results. Who knew that angry Claymates read CelebNewsWire? Certainly not us. We were expecting 90% of the comments to read: "More hardcore girl-on-girl action, please," with the other 10% of respondents requesting that we lick their balls. And since we've already reached our RDA [...]
Liv Tyler Ready to Doff Duds
Liv Tyler is reportedly ready for a naked photo shoot. Which is a weird coincidence, because we're also reportedly ready for a Liv Tyler naked photo shoot.