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CelebNewsWire’s Top 10 Fakest Celebrity Lips!
Last week, Lindsay Lohan celebrated getting a job by getting a lipful of glop that made her look like she had a couple of Oscar Meyer wieners stapled to her face. We’re not quite sure why Hollywood types think that a droopy, gloopy mouth is alluring, but by God, we’re going to point and laugh [...]
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Test Your Celebrity Knocker Knowledge
You can’t fool us. We know you play games at work. You do crossword puzzles, you whack people in Mafia Wars, you play Facebook Scramble, and if you’re really hard up, Minesweeper. We’re not judging, but why don’t you use your work time to play a game that’s actually going to win you something? Like [...]
Celebrity Nude Scenes, Classified for Your Convenience
Media outlets are always putting out crap lists. Top 10 most liveable cities? Swill. Top 20 most charitable corporations? Vom. America’s most beautiful landmarks? Bile, chum, and slurry. Thank Christ for Mr. Skin, who’s finally released a list we can all agree will unify this polarized, troubled nation: The Top 100 Nude Scenes of All [...]