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CelebNewsWire’s Top 10 Fakest Celebrity Lips!

Last week, Lindsay Lohan celebrated getting a job by getting a lipful of glop that made her look like she had a couple of Oscar Meyer wieners stapled to her face. We’re not quite sure why Hollywood types think that a droopy, gloopy mouth is alluring, but by God, we’re going to point and laugh [...]

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Grant Show Would Not Stoop to This Level

Can you picture Eva Longoria going back to the set of Young and the Restless and begging them to write her character back in? No? How about Lisa Rinna pleading via sandwich board for a role on the Melrose Place remake? Yeah, that sounds about right. Ole Prolapsed Anusface took to the streets of Los [...]

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Ringing in the New Year with Small Lycra Triangles

We're not going to be here tomorrow, or Friday, or Saturday, or Sunday. Why? Well, frankly we just don't like you much. So we're metaphorically put a hat and coat on 2008 and usher it out the door while squatting and groaning and letting 2009 slip out of our moist vaginae through the magic of [...]

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Lisa Rinna Sez, "Yep, I F'ed up My Face"

Today is an important and historic day. Lisa Rinna has finally admitted, "OK, you caught me. I shot too much crap into me face." To which we say, "No! Really? We hadn't noticed." In Touch reports (via Faded Youth):
In Touch: So what made you decide to get filler?
Lisa: At my age, you have to look [...]

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Lisa Rinna Thinks She's Sexy

We have had an inordinate amount of sexy stories thus far this week. It's all been about sex and tits and Britney's pussy and Madonna's penis. So we're taking a stand! No more sexy! We want anti-sexy! So thank you, Lisa Rinna, for providing us with images that will make penii shrivel up and crawl [...]

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