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CNW Junk Drawer: They Tried to Make Me Go to Silicone Rehab
Amy Winehouse has traded needles in the arm for needles in the boobs and lips. (The Blemish)
Rachel Bilson sports Gwyneth Paltrow-style greaseball legs in Flaunt. (Yeeeah!)
James Gandolfini assaulted a paparazzo. Sadly, he later found out that the photog was not, in fact, carrying any nachos on him so it was all for naught. (Anything Hollywood)
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Lindsay Lohan Is Right. You Heard Us.
Yesterday, Radar released some voicemails from Lindsay Lohan to her mesh shirt-favoring father figure, Michael Lohan. We didn’t post them because they made us real sad in our souls but today Lindsay’s addressing them so fuck it, here they are. A transcript:
“No one cares about me. They don’t, by the way. It’s about how they [...]
Lindsay Lohan Returns to the Comfort of Cock
And she’s back on the dick. We knew it wouldn’t be very long before Lindsay Lohan was drawn back to the mystical allure of the peen. It’s one of her many, many addictions. That Sam Ronson poon? That was just an experiment. Plus, we haven’t exactly seen proof that Sam possesses an actual vagina. For [...]
Lindsay Lohan, Rug Lunch Muncher
We’ve seen Lindsay Lohan do a lot of things. Show her titties when she’s not getting paid. Not show her titties when she is getting paid. Get paid for covering other people’s titties in sparkly pasties. But for the life of us we cannot remember ever seeing this before. It’s Lindsay Lohan eating! We were [...]
Lindsay Lohan’s Side Boob Better than Lindsay Lohan’s No Boob
Usually when actresses get all made up and take off various pieces of clothing to pose all pretty for a magazine, it’s because they’ve got something to sell. A new movie coming out. A new season of their TV show is about to start. They just wrote a book about their harrowing journey out of [...]
Dear Lindsay, I’m in a Magazine! Love, Daddy
How is it that Michael Lohan continues to shock us? We know he’s the creepiest creep who ever creeped among creepazoids, yet every time he takes his creepiness a step further we’re all, “WTF, Mike?” Today’s creepy goings-on involve Michael writing a personal letter to Lindsay—and publishing it in In Touch. According to Contact Music:
His [...]
Michael Lohan Is a Really Great Dad
You’ve got to hand it to Michael Lohan; it takes another-level type douchebag to make Dina Lohan look like the sensible parent. But even though Dina is the next incarnation of Jaid Barrymore, she can always count on Michael threatening to kidnap their kids to make her look good less abhorrent. According to The San [...]
It Lives
All the Hollywood stylists and all the gay men couldn’t put Lindsay Lohan back together again. OK, so on the one hand, we don’t want to be the soulless curs relentlessly mocking the looks of a person who obviously has some serious problems. On the other hand, SWEET CRIPPLED CHRIST ON A COOKIE WOULD YOU [...]
Well, Balthazar Getty Has a Type
Embattled, faux-lipped firecrotch Lindsay Lohan desperately needs an image makeover. The only jobs of note she’s had recently are designing spangled pasties and tan spackle. So what better way to endear herself to the public than feeling up a known adulterer from a popular television drama? People reports:
Lindsay Lohan [was spotted] arriving at West Hollywood [...]
Lilo Uses Twitter as a Weapon
What with all her jewel burgling and pill-gargling and turdulous fashion designing, we’ve lost sight of what’s most important about Lindsay Lohan. And that’s that she’s a gifted actress and a true artist. Hahaha, just jerking your bird. It’s the fact that her palate is tuned to poon. We’re not sure if she and lover/hat [...]