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Lily Allen: "Coke Ain't Nothin'. Now, Motor Oil, That's a Serious Drug."
According to "I'm so full o' piss an' vinegar; ain't I darling?" Lily Allen, cocaine isn't such a big deal. If you have a drug problem, you're just not doing it right. Reports The Sun (via Celebitchy):
Criticising the ëhysteriaí around life-destroying drug cocaine, she said: ìThe only story is that drugs are bad and they [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Jennifer Aniston's Breast Friends
ï Jennifer Aniston accused of stuffing her bra. Stuffing it with rubber THO. (Yeeeah!)
ï Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber have a new baby boy. Mazel and tov to that. (Daily Stab)
ï Lily Allen sings "Womanizer". Nice, but we'd really like to hear her "Real Talk". (IDLYITW)
ï Rihanna's cleavage looks fake. Or pregnant. [...]
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Hold Me Closer, Tipsy Drinker
The bitch is back! Elton John: gaptoothed, queeny, favors oversized novelty eyewear and wieners. Lily Allen: has third nipple, drunk, favors tit slips and Courvoisier. Put them together in the same room and it's like putting Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger in a burlap sack and then shaking it up. The pair cohosted the GQ [...]
Lily Allen Busts Out Right Hook and Both Boobs
She has black hair! She sings! She's English! She likes to get drunk and stumble down the street slurring and slamming her fist into every random person in her path! She's Amy Winehouse! No, wait. She's Lily Allen. The Sun reports:
Lily Allen swung a right hook after a drunken night out with TV presenter pal [...]
Two! Two Lily Allen Nip Slips! Ah-Hah-Hah!
Nip slips are cool and all, but what about those of us who long for symmetry in our accidental celebrity nudity? It's like having a Shirley without a Laverne. A Lenny without a Squiggy. A . . . Carmine without . . . a . . . Edna Babish? So that's why anal retentive weirdos [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Rhys Is in Pieces
ï Sienna Miller finally cuts loose her improbably-named, leonine lover Rhys Ifans. (CeleBuzz)
ï Angry whelp Miley Cyrus wrecks equipment on the set of her new video. "Grrrr! I'm so mad! Like a bear! Grrr! Like a fluffy bear! With a bow around its neck! Grrr . . . awwww." (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Kim Kardashian [...]
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Oops, She Did Tit Again
Lily Allen's rawest and pinkest bits continue their rampage across Earth. First she hauled out the chips, then came the matching fish. And Lily was absolutely delighted. According to SF Gate, she said,
"I didn't know they were on the front pages of newspapers! I thought I was a Page Three girl. It's like: 'Lily, 23, [...]
Lily Allen Covers up Her Bangers, Airs out Her Gash
At left we have a photograph of British pop star Lily Allen. So demure. So covered. So ladylike. But she's a smart girl; she knows what gets the attention of the press (and therefore what makes the kiddies buy records). So after the cut listen to Lily say, "F that Wino crackhead. I can do [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "If I Was Cyclops and You Were Jean Grey"
ï Singer/asshole Ryan Adams goes to comic shop expressly for the purpose of fondling Mandy Moore. Nerds everywhere cut selves. (The Blemish)
ï Tara Reid works a bikini, haters be damned. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï It's entirely possible that Tony Romo will never fumble with Jessica Simpson's footballs again. (Yeeeah!)
ï Celebrity Muppets. (Cityrag)
ï [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: The Dealie with Keeley
ï Keeley Hazell makes Breast Actress, Mr. Skin makes The Sun. (The Sun)
ï Angelina's having a girl, and she's having her in France! Freedom birth! (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï Non, non! She is having deux bebes! Having zem in L'Etats-Unis! Oui oui oui! (FemaleFirst)
ï Lohan dons crotch-strangling short [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, booze, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, celebs posing for Playboy, Keeley Hazell, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Megan Fox, Mr. Skin, Rachel Bilson, underwear, upskirt shots
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