Tag Archives: Lily Allen
CNW Junk Drawer: Goose Egg
Rihanna has a big lump on her head. So she either went back to Chris “Doo Doo” Brown or she’s growing horns. The latter is more believable. (Gone Hollywood)
Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima gives birth to baby girl; is probably not a virgin anymore. (PopEater)
Victoria’s Secret model Shannan Click naked. Totally, truly, NSFW naked naked. [...]
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Lily Allen Goes Sienna Miller, Minus Sailor Hat and Balty
Supposedly Lily Allen has retired from music, even though the people who make money off of her music career would beg to differ. That’s sad and all, since the kids seem to like Lily and her love of the F word, but she still has a very lucrative second career to fall back on: exposing [...]
One Lily Allen, Two Nip Slips, One Upskirt
The other week, Lily Allen posted on her blog that she was leaving the music industry. Then she immediately removed the entry and her rep backpedaled with all the force of Lance Armstrong. Lily’s new pet project is railing against file-sharing. Wahhhh, I don’t understand technology! Waaahhh, 10 people downloaded my album so I can’t [...]
Lily Allen: Wo-mam of the Year
British GQ recently named Lily Allen Woman of the Year, and the pop star was so grateful for such an honor that she took her top off. That was so nice of her. Most of the time when people win awards, they thank their parents and God and their agents and their puppies and all [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Botox Not Nice for Weisz
Jenna Fischer is engaged. And not to you. Suckerrrrr. (Fatback)
Rachel Weisz wants a Botox ban for actors. Easy for you to say, Miss Prettyface Pretty of Prettytown. What about the rest of us Buseys? (Amy Grindhouse)
Large-eared, fame-starved dermatologist Arnold Klein says he didn’t father Michael Jackson’s kids. Maybe. Probably not. Not to [...]
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"Smile" singer Lily Allen is such a goddamn good time. She's cute, she's funny, she sings good, she hates Perez Hilton, she makes fun of everyone, she drinks more than Hasselhoff at a White Castle and she is always pulling her squeakers out. In the last two days, she's shown her stuff twice–once on the [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Renee ZellWebster
Renee Zellweger says she wants a man like a dictionary. Long and hard? Hoo ha! (FemaleFirst)
Lily Allen shittalks half of England. We’re in love. (Anything Hollywood)
Megan Fox as an awkward teen. Without the awkward part. (Cityrag)
Miss California Carrie Prejean topless pictures. She hates gays getting married, but showing boobs is a go. [...]
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Also tagged Carrie Prejean, Cassie, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Ellen Pompeo, Kiefer Sutherland, Kirstie Alley, Megan Fox, Pete Wentz, RenÈe Zellweger, television
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Lily Allen or Sister Mary Margaret?
That's it. She's had enough. Lily Allen is just sick of all you people always looking at her and talking about her and giving her attention. She's through. Fuck it. She's just gonna become a nun. That'll shut you up. Page Six reports that she told Spin:
"BEING a nun now makes total sense. I wouldn't [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Tell Me You Love Me
ï Diane Sawyer was acting drunk on TV yesterday morning. That's OK, Diane. Paula Abdul acts drunk on TV every day and she still gets paid. (Daily Stab)
ï Lily Allen once made out with female twins. She's a regular Steven Tyler! (Yeeeah!)
ï While you're at it, have a listen at some new leaked [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, booze, celebrity breakups, celebrity gay rumors, celebs in bikinis, Dakota Fanning, Diane Sawyer, Jennifer Love Hewitt, John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Marisa Miller, movies
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Lily Allen's Boobs Get Rickrolled
Titty Tuesday continues! At this point, we've all seen Lily Allen's boobs. We've seen them minus a bikini top. We've seen them falling out of a shirt. We've even plumbed the depths of her third nipple. But one person on this planet hadn't seen Lily's tits. But luckily, she took care of that with the [...]