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CNW Junk Drawer: Golden R-earring

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:52:28 +0000

ï Pam Anderson straps on the golden thong and jiggles it. Just a little bit. (IDLYITW)

ï Zahara and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt are cooler than you, and they can't even read. (Pop on the Pop)

ï Slumdog Millionaire star Freida Pinto has a secret husband. She's keeping him on the DL because he's so very attractive. (Anything Hollywood)

ï Pussycat Guy Nicole Scherzinger slips a nip. And what a nip it is. (The Blemish)

ï Let's play Celebrity Ass Pick. It's more fun than Cootie! (Cityrag)

ï 16-year-old Miley Cyrus's femme underwear model boyfriend Justin Gaston says he "looks up" to her. Because she's really good with a flat iron and an eyelash curler. How does she DO that? (Faded Youth)

ï Liev Schreiber desires man boobs. Perhaps he should talk to the male cast of Lost for tips. (Yeeeah!)

ï Gisele Bundchen see through. Not a half-assed bra see-through either. There's nipple. That's right. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Aniston and Jolie will have a duel at high noon at the Oscars. (Allie Is Wired)

ï Chace Crawford rejects Lindsay Lohan. Again. Because he's gay. And she's faux gay. (PopCrunch)

CNW Junk Drawer: Jennifer Aniston's Breast Friends

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:38:46 +0000

ï Jennifer Aniston accused of stuffing her bra. Stuffing it with rubber THO. (Yeeeah!)

ï Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber have a new baby boy. Mazel and tov to that. (Daily Stab)

ï Lily Allen sings "Womanizer". Nice, but we'd really like to hear her "Real Talk". (IDLYITW)

ï Rihanna's cleavage looks fake. Or pregnant. Or fake pregnant. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï From the "life sucks and is totally unfair, screw you Jesus" files: Peter Falk has Alzheimer's. (The Blemish)

ï Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend: young, Ukrainian, brunette. showing us her buttocks. (Anything Hollywood)

ï Kate Winslet is prettier than you. (F-listed)

ï Shenae Grimes, just two sniffs short of KateMossVille. (Evil Beet)

ï Katie Price likens Dita Von Teese's Playboy cover to BM. (Holy Moly)

Naomi Watts Finally Pops

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 17:59:39 +0000

Congratulations to Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber, who are the proud parents of a brand new baby boy. Born yesterday, Alexander Pete Schreiber is doing well, was born two weeks early, and weighed two hundred twelve pounds and three ounces.

Naomi gets nudely MILFish at MrSkin.com.

Liev Schreiber, Naomi Watts, Honest Woman, Etc.

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 17:58:59 +0000

Expectant parents Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber might not be living in sin, spitting in the face of Christ by allowing a bastard to grow in the Wattian womb. They appeared at the Tony Awards last night. They were approached by Entertainment Tonight, and Liev crowed,

ìWe are married. You got it first. Break the story!î

However, neither were wearing wedding rings, and Liev's exuberance could also be construed as sarcasm. This is eerily reminiscent of Heath Ledger's and Michelle Williams's coy, "might be, might not, F U press" marriage thing. We're gussing secret possible marriage is just one more thing Australia is good at, like vegemite, ozone holes, and dominating American films in the mid-1980s.

See Naomi's miniwatts at MrSkin.com.