IT seems LINDSAY LOHAN has had her fill of women and is throwing herself back into the world of man love.

The so-called actress, who has split from lesbian lover SAM RONSON, was clocked flirting relentlessly with a series of men on a night out before turning her attention to LEO DiCAPRIO.

She warmed up with a cosy chat ó then got up and danced in front of him.

The Titanic actor has always had an eye for the ladies but I think heís sinking to new lows with this flirtation.

He has dated supermodels HELENA CHRISTENSEN and GISELE BUNDCHEN and he is currently tickling Israeli catwalk star BAR RAFAELI.

I can understand Lindsayís motivation for wanting to get close to Leo, but not why he would risk the wrath of his gorgeous missus.

Lindsay spotted Leo at Hollywood hotspot My House on Wednesday night.

A source said: ìAs soon as Lindsay saw Leo she was like a bee to honey.

ìShe was going for the big catch and when she spotted him in a dark corner of the club she headed straight for him.

ìShe quickly monopolised his conversation and made sure she had him all to herself.

ìLindsay is a sharp tac. She wasnít wasting her time chatting up small fish. She seemed interested in the gents with deeper pockets, probably because her career is on a downward trajectory.

ìThe pair were cosied up together deep in conversation. She definitely tickled his fancy.î

As the night went on and the drinks flowed, things between her and Leo hotted up and she took to the dancefloor to show off her talents.

My eyewitness added: ìIt was a bit shocking when she got up and started dancing in front of him but he seemed to be enjoying it.î

See, this is why Lindsay isn't getting movie roles anymore. You're supposed to dance for producers and casting directors, not actors. And you're supposed to do it in their office. And by "do it" we mean have sex with them. A couple of years as a lesbian, and Lindsay just doesn't understand the rules of Hollywood anymore.

Kate Winslet had "no boundaries" in her love scenes with Leonardo DiCaprio.

Kate's husband – Sam Mendes, who directed Kate and Leonardo in 'Revolutionary Road' – has revealed his wife didn't get embarrassed when she shot her steamy scenes in the movie.

He said: "There were no boundaries – Leo could go anywhere and Kate will never get offended and he knew that. It's exciting to know that someone's never going to get cross with you or embarrassed if you hit them or lift them onto a kitchen cabinet and make love to them or whatever it is."

And boy, did Leo take off and run with that direction. He kissed her against a countertop. That scene was so no-boundaries that she kept her clothes on and everything. When it comes to going that extra mile for acting, hoooo nelly, these two really raised the bar for all of us.

Leonardo DiCaprio was reportedly pelted with condoms at a New York club recently.

The 'Titanic' star – who decided to sit on the stairs at burlesque club The Box when he couldn't find a seat – was left stunned when drag queen Ms. Rosewood incorporated him into the act.

A source said: "As soon as Ms. Rosewood went on stage and saw Leonardo sitting on the side, he had a naughty twinkle in his eye. When Leonardo wasn't looking, he filled a condom full of a questionable liquid and threw it at him.

"After Leonardo got over the shock, he laughed and wiped himself off."

We know not to ever take a drag queen's actions at face value; that "Dance of 1,000 Dildos" you saw last weekend? It was really a commentary on the state of the world economy. In this instance, though, the meaning is a bit more straightforward. What Ms. Rosewood was trying to say with her condom throwing is that Leo should refrain from ever reproducing. We mean, look at him. Gross, right? And those statuesque, foreign supermodels he insists on dating? What a bunch of dogs. Keep those traits out of the gene pool, please, Leo.

Debbie Harry has confessed to injecting herself with sheep embryos to preserve her youthful looks.

The Blondie singer discovered a Swiss clinic in Montreux specialising in "fresh cell replacement" when she was 35.

The treatment involves having cell injections which are taken from different embryos of black sheep.

Debbie, 62, said: "I thought, 'Wow, this is so logical – you have fresh cells'. I was the youngest person that had ever done it.

"They made the injections from the embryos of black sheep, and they would take from different organs in different embryos – from the liver, the glands and from the bone – in order to make up the injections. There were 11 injections in all."

We were going to try to come up with a fully formed, mature joke for this one, but that's not really our style, now is it? Instead we'll go the Leno route: We've heard of plastic surgery, but that's more like baaaastic surgery.

And for round two, Celebitchy brings us a tale of dino bones:

The bidding war between the two Hollywood stars was intense as the price soared for the 67 million-year-old dinosaur skull.

Only when it reached $276,000 did Leonardo DiCaprio blink – and Nicolas Cage walked away from the Beverley Hills auction with a ferocious-looking addition to his fossil collection.

As this recent battle of the celebrities for the head of a tyrannosauras [sic] bataar ó the Asian cousin of T-rex ó proved, dinosaur bones are emerging as the new, collectible must-haves for the multi-millionaires of Hollywood, Wall Street and Silicon Valley.

And where will Nic "Abracadabra Kal-El Shazam" Cage keep this dinosaur skull? In his very own moldy old English castle of course! Personally we haven't seen a Nic Cage joint since about Honeymoon in Vegas, so we're not quite sure where his dinosaur-bones-and-castle budget is coming from, but we're pretty sure it's not from Vampire's Kiss royalties. Perhaps Nic will take a cue from that classic film and spend his days wandering around his castle, dinosaur skull gently placed over his own noggin, flailing his pre-historic limbs and declaring, "I'm a dinosaur! I'm a dinosaur!"

Inspect Debbie's body for sheep-like qualities at MrSkin.com.

SNORTED 20 lines of cocaine in ONE night alone

STRIPPED down to a thong before inhaling the drug off a coffee table

BRAGGED of wild sex sessions with a host of celebrities including singer James Blunt and model Calum Best.

STRIPPED down to a thong before inhaling the drug off a coffee table

BRAGGED: "I'm going to New York tomorrow to fuck Jude Law."

The mag's source says:

"That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before.

"She wasn't even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor.

"I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become.

"When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her.

"I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone.

"Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out.

"One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat."

Oh, and about all those dudes she's f'ed:

"She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco," admitted the friend.

"She loves Brits and has told me she has slept with the singer James Blunt a few times over the past month.

"The last time was on April 15 after another house party. I think they went back to a hotel together afterwards. She is very protective over him and when she heard I had met him she sent me a text saying, ëStay away from him Bitch, he is mine.'

"Lindsay told me she has messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio a while ago too but claimed that she didn't sleep with him.

"She also flew to New York about two months ago to go to bed with Jude Law.

"Last November she slept with Calum Best. She didn't tell me if he was any good but she is usually too wasted to know what is going on anyway."

Hey, we're not done yet:

"Going to rehab was all for publicity. She wanted people to see her seeking help but it hasn't got her off the drugs at all.

"In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own.

"She doesn't buy itóshe is given it by friends and acquaintances, and it turns her into an angry monster. I have watched many a time Lindsay treating her staff like crap."

Aaaaand here's a picture of Lindsay giving her friend a little assistance (if you doubt it's her, check out the entire set):

ï YO, Samantuh! Ay oh, oh ay, you're showin' some cleave!

ï Vince Vaughn: now 87% more bloated and stinky and crazy!

ï Shanna and Travis. Reuinted and it feels so good. Together again, naturally. Baby, just one more try. And so forth and so on.

ï Tara Reid eschews bra, trots out those Frankenteats yet again.

ï Leonardo DiCaprio held peace talks with Israel's Vice Premier. Because if anyone can stop the fighting with Palestine, it's the homeless kid from Growing Pains.

ï Paris and Jenna Jameson compare Fraggle weaves; vaginal chancres.

ï We once made fun of Rose McGowan's strange new face. As it turns out, she almost lost her eye in an accident. Yarrr!

ï The secret diaries of Anna Nicole are up for auction. "Deer diery. today i waked up and i eated some pasghetti. then i layd down on my can a pee bed and take a nap. then it was time for diner then i had sex with some gies. xoxox"

ï Heigl kinda sounds like heinie.

ï Salma Hayek sports the Ugly Betty/Love Story hybrid maternity look.

ï The Dunst just Razorlights up a room, doesn't she?

ï Justin Timberlake is just not that into Cameron Diaz. Sound the death gong.

ï Adrianne Curry dons her new plastic breasts on the red carpet.

ï Owen Wilson will break up a lady's marriage, then refuse to commit to her. Don't you know he's loco?

ï Oh, Kid Rock. You may be an "American Badass" but you cannot beat up Tommy Lee OR a family of four.

ï And to think we were one chlamydia-riddled hookup away from Federlohan!

ï Console yourselves with more pictures of more Lohan in yet another bikini.

ï You might keep calling Rosie fat and lezboish, Donald Trump, but you know what? Your wife is naked. That's right. We said it. Naked. How you gonna get out of this one, Trump? Huh? Huh?

ï Though Donald might allow soiled Miss USA Tara Connor to pose for Playboy. Somewhere, right now, Vanessa Williams is saying, "aw HELL no."

ï Pam Anderson really classed it up for her Howard Stern appearance.

ï Leo DiCraprio has jumped on the bandwagon and adopted an African child. Well, like, she won't be coming back to America to live in his palatial homes or eat food prepared by his personal chef or be educated in the finest schools. She'll stay in her homeland and every once in a while Leo will send her a check or call her on the phone. So basically she's not getting a dad, she's getting a deadbeat dad. Nice.

"Leo visited every night. He would sneak in through a back entrance wearing a cap which covered his face. He really helped her get through the ordeal. And he showered her with gifts and chocolates to keep her spirits up."

On second thought maybe that asthma attack had nothing to do with Leo humping. When was the last time some dude you schtuped on the first date brought you chocolates? Ours usually only bring us an annoying dose of crabs.
(And, yes, we know that we should mention something about the whole pregnancy-test thing and the possibility of a Lohan/DiCaprio offspring, but we can't stop thinking about what certain overzealous starfuckers are going to nickname the new couple. The safe bet is on Leohan, but that just doesn't have that certain douchebag quality that names like Brangelina have. How about Lindcaprio? If you actually had to say that word aloud it would probably make you want to cut off your own lips so that nothing so foul could ever pass through them again.)

More of the Lohan you love at MrSkin.com.

ï Sienna Miller seems to be canoodling with everyone these days. Leo DiCaprio seems to be canoodling with everyone these days. Thus, it was only natural that these two master canoodlers would eventually canoodle their way into each other's cozy, canoodly arms.

ï The photog who snapped the now infamous but as yet unseen topless photos of Jen Aniston speaks! And he drops a juicy little nugget in the process. Mee-yow!

ï You know Eminem's ex-wife, Kim? The one he's threatened to murder? The one who's been jailed several times and was thrown out of rehab for blowing a teenage patient? Well, they're going to remarry. Now that's a terrific idea.

ï Although Lindsay Lohan was struck down with food poisoning and unable to make it to her scheduled Regis and Kelly appearance, she looked fit as a fiddle a few hours later on TRL. It's a Christmas miracle!

ï You'll get sprong for Famke Janssen's thong. Yeah, that was dumb. Like you could do better? Jerk.

ï Brad Pitt faces a long hard road when it comes to adopting Angelina's wee babes . . . unless he marries her. My, how positively convenient.

ï Mariah's wearing clams on her boobs, which kind of makes you wonder what she might be wearing on her clam.