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Lezzie-No-More Lindsay Lap Dances for Leo
Like a paparazzo's lens to a bared, bald cooch in a car, ex-lesbian Lindsay Lohan has jumped back on the dick train. You're shocked, we know. And girl's not wasting any time getting her clit wet with lower-level lads; she's going straight for the real meat and potatoes, a high earner: Leonardo DiCaprio. Says The [...]
Kate Winslet's Husband Gives Leo All-Access Pass
It's a certain, special type of guy who's man enough to direct his wife getting dry-humped by model-porking overgrown baby Leonardo DiCaprio. And it takes and even more special kind of guy to direct his wife to have no-holds-barred, anything goes fake sex. Such a man is Sam Mendes, husband of double Golden Globe winner [...]
Leonardo DiCaprio Gets Rubbered
Movie stars have all the luck. Huge paychecks, adoring fans, fancy cars, drag queens pelting them with condoms full of sticky liquid in nightclubs. Reports our favorite female impersonator, FemaleFirst:
Leonardo DiCaprio was reportedly pelted with condoms at a New York club recently.
The 'Titanic' star – who decided to sit on the stairs at burlesque club [...]
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Sheep Embryos and Dinosaur Bones
Today in great headlines: "Debbie Harry's Sheep Face" battles it out against "Leonard DiCaprio vs. Nicolas Cage in Fight over Dino Skull." Who will come out victorious? Sheep guts in the kisser or dinosaur bones on the mantelpiece?
Lindsay Lohan Finally Achieves Goal of Becoming Kate Moss
Shocker! Of! The! Century! Lindsay Lohan does coke. Oh, and she humps lots of boys too. We may never recover from our shattered illusions. When we're ninety and sipping a creamed corn and mashed potato smoothie on the lanai in our nursing home, we will utter our first words in sixty years: "Can't believe . [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Federlohan
ï Halle Berry might be preggo. For no other reason than to stick it to Julia Roberts.
ï Justin Timberlake is just not that into Cameron Diaz. Sound the death gong.
ï Adrianne Curry dons her new plastic breasts on the red carpet.
ï Owen Wilson will break up a lady's marriage, then refuse [...]
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Also tagged Adrianne Curry, Cameron Diaz, celebrity breakups, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in bikinis, celebs posing for Playboy, Donald Trump, Halle Berry, Justin Timberlake, Kate Hudson, Kevin Federline, Kid Rock, Lindsay Lohan, Melania Trump, Owen Wilson, Pamela Anderson, plastic surgery rumors, Tara Connor
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A Tale of Lindsay and Leo in Love
Did last week's heart wrenching story of Lindsay Lohan's asthma attack and subsequent hospitalization have you wondering, "How could a healthy young lady who eats upwards of 400 calories a day and keeps her nasal passages clear with a cleaning substance somewhat like Comet end up in the hospital?" Could it have been lots of [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Canoodling and Clam-Mams
ï Christina Applegate's husband of four years, Jonathan Schaech, has filed for divorce. We looked him up on IMDb to see what he's done recently, only to find that he's been tapped to play Dalton in the sequel to Road House! Christina, are you crazy? You don't incur the wrath of James Dalton. He [...]
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