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Leighton Meester Demonstrates Twoface Abilities
That picture to your left there? That’s Leighton Meester when she’s allowed to do her own makeup. She looks like she’s about to dislocate her jaw so that she can wrap those clown lips completely around your head and slurp you up in one fluid swallow. But below we have a more pleasing representation. GQ [...]
Um, Leighton Meester Might Be Hot. We Think.
The great thing about Blair Waldorf, Leighton Meester’s character on Gossip Girl, is that under those designer prep school clothes and perfectly placed headbands you just know that the girl is crazy freaky. We don’t get quite enough of that on the show, thanks to those uppity parents who are all like, “Two girls kissing? [...]
Leighton Says, “Sex Tape’s a Fake, Meester”
You’ve been fooled by fake celebrity sex tapes many, many times, we’re sure. How many times have you searched on “Britney Spears sex tape” or “Scarlett Johansson sex tape” and come up with very convincing results and proclaimed, “OMG! It looks just like her” even while a nagging voice in the back of your head [...]
OMFG! It's B from GG Giving an FJ!!!!
Celebrity sex tapes usually involve Playboy Bunny types, or reality stars, or Chyna's roid-wiener. A sex tape featuring an A-list star–a very comely and popular and young A-list star–is like finding a unicorn in a field of donkeys, so we were skeptical about the promise of a Leighton Meester sex tape. But then we remembered [...]
Leighton Meester Has a Nice Keister
Summer bikini season is just getting into full swing, but we haven't been seeing anything all that interesting yet. Pretty much every day there are new pics of Kelly Ripa in a teeny little bikini, but that's not really doing it for us. We could pretty much pin a swimsuit up on a brick wall [...]
Celebrities in Poofy Things on Parade
Last night was the annual Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala. We're not sure exactly what or whom it is for, but we do know it's the one time of year that all the celebrities deck themselves out in nutty crap and call it art so we can point and laugh. It is worth pointing out [...]
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Blake Lively and Leighton Meester Lick It Up
Blake Lively and "I was born in jail" Leighton Meester of Gossip Girl are the subject of Terry Richardson's recent shoot for Rolling Stone. Like a lot of photographers, Richardson follows a narrative with his shots, letting the images tell a story. Here, the story goes "Once upon a time there were two pretty girls [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Porthart, We Hardly Knew Ye
ï Natalie Portman and Devendra Banhart break up. Perhaps she woke up and realized, "I'm Natalie Portman. He's a hirsute twee gypsy who sings like a lamb with a barbed dildo up its butthole." (Celebrity Wonder)
ï Right now, Brad and Angelina's adopted kids are looking around their filthy French chateau and thinking, "Screw [...]
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Prison Jumpsuits Make Great Maternity Wear
Hey, Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here. And boy oh boy, do I have a sweet and fresh-from-the-oven dish for you. Star Leighton Meester, aka B, was spotted in the womb . . . and in jail. Juicy! Says Star:
Leighton Meester, who plays the privileged Blair Waldorf on Gossip Girl, was born while her mother [...]