Top Ten Movies To Put You in the Mood(y)

Agent E. — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 17:59:11 +0000

We here at CelebNewsWire pride ourselves on being pervier than the average bear (we've logged dozens and dozens of hours examining the folds of Britney Spears's rubyfruit to prove it), but we learned everything we know from our mentor of muffage, Mr. Skin. Today we're proud to bring you his picks for the 10 best nude scenes of 2006.

It's been a banner year for celebrity nudity, what with Paris and Britney and Lindsay constantly giving it away for free, but at CNW we're feminists and like to see our girls getting paid. So, ladies, please: Take a cue from Salma Hayek and her impossibly fluffy lung pillows and drop your kits in front of movie cameras, not paparazzi cameras. And make sure there's a good make-up artist standing by. And a very competent lighting crew. But send the costumer to the local day spa for a nice salt rub and a facial. She won't be necessary. But we digress. On with the list, or rather on with the tits:

1. Salma Hayek in Ask the Dust
2. Gretchen Mol in The Notorious Bettie Page
3. Brittany Daniel in Rampage: The Hillside Strangler Murders
4. Bai Ling in Edmond
5. Jennifer Aniston in The Break-Up: Fullscreen Version
6. Barbara Nedeljekova in Hostel: Unrated
7. Kelly Brook in Survival Island
8. Kyra Sedgwick in Loverboy
9. Amanda Righetti in Angel Blade
10. Lauren Lee Smith in Lie with Me

We love the list, but we regret that Mr. Skin is dedicated to capturing only the best in female nudity on film. Because Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties had some sweet furry balls on display.

Obviously all of these ladies are naked at MrSkin.com. Why don't you start with Salma?

The L Word's Lauren Lee Smith Takes The P Word in Lie with Me

Agent E. — Wed, 21 Sep 2005 17:12:17 +0000

The Showtime series The L Word is a truly great thing. It's like a perfect man's fantasy world where all the women are super hot and love to touch other super hot women. But sometimes there's something missing: penis. That's why an actress like Lauren Lee Smith who has had great success on the lady-loving series needs to branch out once in a while and do a film chockfull of boy-on-girl boinking. The Canadian film Lie with Me debuted at the Toronto Film Festival last week, and the amount of first-time nudity from Lauren was truly astounding. Giving oral sex, receiving oral sex, masturbating, taking a bath, it's all there. And she shows all three B's in the process. It's quite an impressive debut, and one that we hope she can top in the future. Compared to Lauren's lack of modesty, Polly Shannon giving Eric Balfour a blowjob and showing her left breast seems downright prudish.

See Lauren Lee at MrSkin.com.

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Top Ten Movies To Put You in the Mood(y)

The L Word's Lauren Lee Smith Takes The P Word in Lie with Me