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What, You Don't Party With YOUR Methadone Doctor?
Keeping up with Anna Nicole coverage has become, for us, a Sisyphean task. We feel like Beastmaster slowly sinking into quicksand, only we have no charming rodent cohorts to lend us a tree branch and pull us from the muck. So we're just going to pick one update and go with it today: this video [...]
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Druggy the Clown
As we speak, Howard K. Stern (that asshole) is in court, along with embattled probable babydaddy Larry Birkhead and Anna Nicole’s estranged mother Virgie Arthur, so a judge can determine ANS’s final resting place. It’s a sobering time and a true tragedy when people can’t even come together to decide where a poor deceased [...]
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I Had Unprotected Sex with Anna Nicole and All I Got Was This Lousy Paternity Suit
Another gentleman has run, gasping, to the current events forefront, brandishing a sweaty claim ticket for poor wee Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern–Anna Nicole’s onetime bodyguard/TV chef, a burly chap named Alexander Denk. Behind the cut, an update on the baby’s possible sirers, though at this point, we think they should all just move into a [...]
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Anna Nicole's Death Shrouded in Mystery; Vomit
Sure, we definitely feel sad about the tragic death of Anna Nicole Smith. Will said sadness keep us from posting about this train wreck in a semi-humorous fashion? Nah. The conspiracy theories, drama, and rumors are multiplying like Gremlins in a hot tub, so here's a handy list of links to the highlights. Drugs! A [...]
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Anna Nicole's Life: Like Dynasty, But Slightly Less Believable
There have been so many new developments in the Anna Nicole Smith babydaddy drama in the last 48 hours that we don't even know where to begin. At this point, the only way to get to the bottom of this is to round up ANS, Howard K. Stern, Larry Birkhead, baby Dannilynn, and Richard Dean [...]
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