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"And This Is the Bustier Mommy Wore When She Spread Her Legs on the White Fur Rug"
At a recent auction of the late Anna Nicole Smith's things, her former boyfriend and inseminator Larry Birkhead shelled out $3000 for her lingerie–a pink bustier and white negligee ANS wore for a Playboy shoot. No, he's not into transvestism (though the highlights make us wonder)–he was buying them for their baby girl, Dannielynn. Of [...]
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Larry Birkhead Has Unconventional Taste in Women
Remember how much you hated Kevin Federline when Britney first started humping him? You wanted to wrap one of his corn rows around the trailer hitch on you pickup truck and drag him through a parking lot full of shattered Mickey's bottles, remember? Well, that bad decision may seem inspired if Larry Birkhead gets his [...]
Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern More than BFFs: Secret Gay Lovers
Late last week we were made giddy by the prospect of Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern (that asshole) being in cahoots. We thought that by this point in the whole Anna Nicole saga there couldn't be any more surprises, that we could see every impossible twist coming. But holy shit were we wrong. We [...]
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Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern: Secret BFFs
There is almost nothing we love more than a juicy Hollywood conspiracy. RFK actually killed Marilyn Monroe? Sweet. Catherine Zeta-Jones is really 82 years old and being kept alive by hourly pigeon-shit injections? We'd believe it. But the best one of all may be the possibility that Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern have been [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Cuts Like a Knife
ï Paula Abdul has a new contorted face! Look into her stretched eyes! Oh oh! She's been tellin' lies! (Yeeeah!)
ï Larry Birkhead thinks Dannielynn has her mom's pouty lips, long legs and chubby toes. Jury's out on who she takes after in the implant and veneer department, though. (I'm Not Obsessed)
ï Britney [...]
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Also tagged Ashley Olsen, Britney Spears, Bryan Adams, Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern, David Hasselhoff, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson, Paula Abdul, plastic surgery rumors, see-through shots
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CNW Junk Drawer: Sexy in Kindergarten
ï Cameron Diaz has tiny nipples atop her tiny breasts underneath a tiny shirt. No tiny bra in sight. (Drunken Stepfather
ï Jennifer Garner may have allowed Ben Affleck to ejaculate into her vaginal canal during ovulation again. (FemaleFirst)
ï Angelina got more ass between juice breaks in kindergarten than you're getting now. (Bricks [...]
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Also tagged Cameron Diaz, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern, Heather Mills McCartney, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, John Travolta, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Richard Gere, Shilpa Shetty, television, Victoria Beckham
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Still No Daddy for Dannielynn; Candy Spelling Weighs In
We have bitten our fingernails to bloody nubs, pulled out every last strand of hair, and ground our teeth down to meth-addict stumps in anticipation, but, alas, the Bahamas do not play by our rules of time and work and order. Sure, we were supposed to find out if Larry Birkhead's sperm penetrated one of [...]
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Dannielynn's Da-Da Revealed . . . Real Soon Now, We Promise
We don't have it in our hearts and minds and spirits to look deep inside ourselves and come up with fresh Anna Nicole Smith material, so this is just a little post-it note to let you know that tomorrow, at long, long last, the mouth swabs will be tallied Montel-style and baby Dannielynn's sirer will [...]
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R.I.P. A.N.S.: Funeral Tomorrow
After all the legal wrangling, haggling, and scrabbling between Larry Birkhead, Virgie Arthur, and Howard K. Stern (that asshole), it has been decided that Anna Nicole Smith will finally be buried next to her son Daniel in the Bahamas tomorrow. IMDb.com reports:
Virgie Arthur challenged a ruling to bury Smith in Nassau, and her appeal was [...]
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