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Priscilla Presley's Doctor Strikes Again?
Ahahaha! Now THIS is an April Fool's joke! We have certainly been punk'd by Entertainment Tonight correspondent Steven "Cojo" Cojocaru who showed up at a red carpet event dressed in drag as Lara Flynn Boyle. We almost believed you, Cojo, but those kidney transplant steroid cheeks gave it away! Oh, you are a treasure, you [...]
Quick, Lara Flynn Boyle, Hide!
"Dammit, dammit, dammit! I haven't eaten anything but carrots and celery for ten freaking years and I'm still fatter than this parking meter? What do I have to do to beat you, Mr. Municipal Moneymaking Machine? Remove another set of ribs? Donate a lung, a kidney, and my liver to, like, people in Africa who [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Nearly "Stripped" of Her Crown
ï Heather Graham's swan song of succulent sexiness. Take a look, then tip out your King Cobra on the curb.
ï Lara Flynn Boyle decorated her razory clavicles with flowers, tied some white ribbons around her prominent ulnae, rubbed some pink gloss on her colossal plastic lips, and got herself married. Mazel tov!
ï [...]
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Also tagged Adam Brody, booze, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Christian Slater, Donald Trump, Harry Morton, Heather Graham, Katie Holmes, Kimberly Stewart, Lindsay Lohan, Martha Stewart, Nicollette Sheridan, Pauly Shore, Sharon Stone, Sienna Miller, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Tara Connor, Victoria Silvstedt
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CNW Junk Drawer: Bared Boobies N' Big Bellies
ï The fatcats behind Jessica Alba's recent movies have messed with perfection. They must pay. Oh, wait, they made her boobs BIGGER? Oh. Carry on.
ï Is Gwyneth Paltrow with child again? If true, congrats! And welcome, little Pomegranate Martin!
ï Lara Flynn Boyle's lips just keep getting more blown up. That's bad. But the [...]
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Also tagged celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in rehab, Courtney Love, drugs, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, Kate Moss, paparazzi
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Loony Flynn Boyle Tries To Join Mile-High Club
Oho, wacky Lara Flynn Boyle, always going against the grain, that one. Instead of jumping on the naked-on-the-beach bandwagon, she peels off on a commercial flight.
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