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Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong No Longer Livingstrong
Today, Tour de France multi-winner Lance Armstrong is strapping his one nut into some spandex, hopping on his bike, and pedaling his way out of Kate Hudson's heart. The brief romance of Hudstrong is kaput. US mag reports:
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong called it quits this weekend after a three-month romance that went public [...]
The Smell of 2000 Flushes = Hollywood's Aphrodisiac
A wise man named Michelle Rodriguez once said that a person's sex life is nobody else's business and that's why there are bathroom doors. Apparently, terminally perky Kate Hudson and her mono-nutted lover Lance Armstrong agree, as they fooled around in a stall at Cannes. Showbiz Spy says:
A witness spoke to Hudson in the bathroom [...]
Kate Hudson Learns How To Live Strong
That Kate Hudson sure is a resilient sort. She's not one to let a little thing like the end of a relationship ruin her fun. No sir, there are plenty of other men around to occupy Kate's time. MSNBC reports:
Just days after the news of her split with Owen Wilson hit the headlines, Kate Hudson [...]
Ashley Olsen Gets Shown; Told
Ah, Show and Tell. That landmark moment in kindergarten history that allows five-year-olds to attempt to outdo one another by dangling parent-bought trinkets in their classmates' faces. He who has the best Elmo wins, and the grand champion blue ribbon awesomest #1 winner of the Show and Tell race has got to be the young [...]
Ashley Olsen Mounts a Biker; Jessica Simpson Mounts a Stallion
Today we're going to play a little game. Take two seemingly single celebrities who have very little in common other than a love of shiny, shiny hair or blow or whatever and pretend that they're dating. We'll make up stories about where they went to dinner, which club they "canoodled" at, and there will be [...]
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With Her Pop Career Failing, Paris Starts a New Profession as a Beard
We have just received the most devastating celebrity-couple news since the break-up of Brad and Jen: Our favorite (allegedly) gayer-than-Elton-John-swaddled-in-taffeta couple may have broken up. First we saw Matthew McConaughey kissing a random girl. Now we hear that Lance Armstrong was seen on a date with Paris Hilton. Has Lance Bass taught you nothing about [...]
You Don't Have a Penis? It'd Be a Lot Cooler If You Did.
Lance: So those are the things that we're supposed to get all hot in the crotch over? I just don't get it. Do you get it, Matt?
Matt: Nah, man. Let's stop wasting our time staring at a couple lumps of fat and go smoke some herb, put on our spandex, and run around the track [...]