Tag Archives: Lady Gaga
CNW Junk Drawer: Slurping Up with the Kardashian
Kim Kardashian suckles the ’sicle. (IDLYITW)
Sofia Vergara nude pics. She used to date Tom Cruise. Hahahaha! That’s funny. (Cityrag)
Johnny Depp offers to help bail Nicolas Cage out of his money trouble. Because he’s Johnny Depp, and he’s a nice person, a good father, an excellent actor, and his breath probably smells like honeysuckle. (Celebitchy)
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The Show Will Go On for Gaga
After her Fame Kills Tour with Kanye West got flushed down the latrine, Lady Gaga has decided to go out on her own. Today she revealed dates for her upcoming tour, which she is calling The Monster Ball Tour. The shows are going to be great. She’s going to perform all her hits and then [...]
WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LET HER BE GREAT?
Last night, we watched the VMA awards. Also fondly known as The MySpace Grammies. Lots of crazy things happened! Pink lipsynched while flipping around on a trapeze wearing a jester costume and a tit sticker. Lil Mama rushed the stage during Jay-Z’s performance. Eminem didn’t seem to get mad at any puppets or testicles. Russell [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Botox Not Nice for Weisz
Jenna Fischer is engaged. And not to you. Suckerrrrr. (Fatback)
Rachel Weisz wants a Botox ban for actors. Easy for you to say, Miss Prettyface Pretty of Prettytown. What about the rest of us Buseys? (Amy Grindhouse)
Large-eared, fame-starved dermatologist Arnold Klein says he didn’t father Michael Jackson’s kids. Maybe. Probably not. Not to [...]
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Lady Gaga Really into Fashion Fasteners
God, what a butt(on)head.
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CNW Junk Drawer: Sabrina Gives You a Sa-bonah
Sabrina the Teenage HOT DAMN girl looks nice in a bikini. (Daily Stab)
Hilary Duff’s sister Haylie Duff got a new mug. (Yeeeah!)
Chris Brown pulls an Elephant Man and says “I’m not a monster”. Cool, but you’re still A ASSHOLE! (Anything Hollywood)
Michael Lohan got arrested. Again. He’s a nurturing caregiver and a wonderful [...]
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Also tagged Cameron Diaz, celebrity deaths, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebs in bikinis, Chris Brown, Courtney Love, Haylie Duff, magazines, Megan Fox, Melissa Joan Hart, Mike Tyson, plastic surgery rumors, Robert Pattinson
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CNW Junk Drawer: Cannes You Dig It
Brad’s all, “C’mon, Angelina, we have to get to Cannes” and she’s all, “Hold up, Brad, I gotta show the paps a little more of where Shilohs come from.” (Yeeeah!)
Maria Bello. Topless. Tied to a bed. Believe it. (Nudography)
And speaking of Maria Bello, did you know that she was from the greater [...]
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Also tagged Adriana Lima, Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, celebrity bathroom habits, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, film festivals, Hayden Panettiere, Lindsay Lohan, Maria Bello, nip slips, Rihanna, Samantha Ronson, tattoos, underwear
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CNW Junk Drawer: Extra Special "All Sexy Ladies" Edition
Jessica Alba ass, all wrapped up with a bow. (IDLYITW)
Lady Gaga has tape on her nipples, so they won’t poke-her-face. ZING! (Jezebel)
Cheerleader coach Carlie Becker, who was shitcanned for posing for Playboy. Rah rah, sis boob bah. (Bitten and Bound)
Jordana Brewster in Maxim. You’ll masturbate fast and/or furiously. (Gone Hollywood)
Evan [...]
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Also tagged Alessandra Ambrosio, Carlie Becker, celebs posing for Playboy, Evan Rachel Wood, Jessica Alba, Jordana Brewster, magazines, underwear
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