CNW Junk Drawer: Harry Potter and the Underaged Bone

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:17:42 +0000

ï Get a black snake bone. Look at Christina Ricci in a bikini. (The Blemish)

ï Keira Knightley was attacked by a wandering expletive-spewer and lived to tell the tale. (Yeeeah!)

ï Being the concubine of Marilyn Manson, Evan Rachel Wood is used to standing next to undead ghouls, so she looks right at home beside Mickey Rourke. (CelebWarship)

ï Hilary Swank will gain 30 pounds for a movie role. Which is cool because we also plan on gaining 30 pounds, basically because Totino's Pizza Rolls are on sale at Safeway. Solidarity! (Daily Stab)

ï Ay oh! Oh ay! Whaddaya doin', Samanter? It's Alyssa Milano naked! (Mr. Skin)

ï Another male has willingly placed his wango inside of Star Jones. (Holy Taco)

ï Daniel Radcliffe admits when he was a teen, his magic wand found its way into a cougar's Hairy Pooter. (Derek Hail)

ï Holly Madison take a carefree swing, and tosses out some beav. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Lacey Chabert gives us a party of two. (Fatback)

ï Katie Holmes has the knees of a three dollar hooker. Or that girl Tammy who was voted "friendliest" in tenth grade. (Cityrag)

Lindsay's Former Co-stars Try to Keep up by Flashing Tit

Agent E. — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 17:54:35 +0000

Remember a couple years ago when you went to see Mean Girls under the guise that your niece begged and begged until you gave in? And remember how you felt really guilty staring at Lindsay Lohan's breasts for the entire hour and a half because you had just seen The Parent Trap on cable and you couldn't stop thinking that Lindsay was still twelve? And remember how when the guilt would overcome you and you'd try to find something else to focus your attention on you'd just see more teenage boobs taunting you? Well, we've got good news for you. None of those girls are actually in high school. And while they might not like to uncover their cooches as often as Lindsay, before long you will have seen the entire cast in some state of undress. And, yes, that does include Tim Meadows.

We've all seen Lindsay's fire(less)crotch. We've also seen Rachel McAdams doff her top a few times. Some of us have even seen Amanda Seyfried showing her scones. Now thanks to the dashing and virile Egotastic we can add Amy Poehler's right riblet to that list.

What's that you say? The picture's too grainy and not alluring enough? For you ungrateful bastards looking a gift boob in the nipple, we'll throw in a little Lacey Chabert in Maxim, all sexy (though non-nude) and professionally lit and everything.

You see that, Tina Fey? That there's a challenge. You better arrange a Fijian vacation and forget to pack your bikini top real soon. Unless you want to rely on Alec Baldwin's Golden Globe nomination to save 30 Rock.

Find more Lacey Maxim goodness at the handsome and manly Hollywood Tuna.

Lacey shares more of the sexy at MrSkin.com.

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CNW Junk Drawer: Harry Potter and the Underaged Bone

Lindsay's Former Co-stars Try to Keep up by Flashing Tit