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Top Ten Movies To Put You in the Mood(y)

Agent E. — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 17:59:11 +0000

We here at CelebNewsWire pride ourselves on being pervier than the average bear (we've logged dozens and dozens of hours examining the folds of Britney Spears's rubyfruit to prove it), but we learned everything we know from our mentor of muffage, Mr. Skin. Today we're proud to bring you his picks for the 10 best nude scenes of 2006.

It's been a banner year for celebrity nudity, what with Paris and Britney and Lindsay constantly giving it away for free, but at CNW we're feminists and like to see our girls getting paid. So, ladies, please: Take a cue from Salma Hayek and her impossibly fluffy lung pillows and drop your kits in front of movie cameras, not paparazzi cameras. And make sure there's a good make-up artist standing by. And a very competent lighting crew. But send the costumer to the local day spa for a nice salt rub and a facial. She won't be necessary. But we digress. On with the list, or rather on with the tits:

1. Salma Hayek in Ask the Dust
2. Gretchen Mol in The Notorious Bettie Page
3. Brittany Daniel in Rampage: The Hillside Strangler Murders
4. Bai Ling in Edmond
5. Jennifer Aniston in The Break-Up: Fullscreen Version
6. Barbara Nedeljekova in Hostel: Unrated
7. Kelly Brook in Survival Island
8. Kyra Sedgwick in Loverboy
9. Amanda Righetti in Angel Blade
10. Lauren Lee Smith in Lie with Me

We love the list, but we regret that Mr. Skin is dedicated to capturing only the best in female nudity on film. Because Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties had some sweet furry balls on display.

Obviously all of these ladies are naked at MrSkin.com. Why don't you start with Salma?

Sundance Nudity (Un)Wrap-Up

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 27 Jan 2005 17:45:54 +0000

We sent our intrepid reporter to Sundance to uncover all who got uncovered in upcoming indie flicks. And lemme tell ya, boy, in addition to the usual suspects, there's a surprise or two.

First up is Dirty Love, starring (and written by!) erstwhile MTV burp-artiste Jenny McCarthy. All the requisite cleavage shots are here, but Jenny even busts out her ample juggage outside a nightclub after some schlub pukes on her pair. Sounds . . . awesome?

A Naomi Watts flick just wouldn't be a Naomi Watts flick if she didn't show her lightbulbs. And she does just that in Ellie Parker, but guess what, kids? She's got a bush-baring bath scene at around the 34 minute mark, too.

The Jacket. Ah, yes. Was it just yesterday that we chronicled Keira Knightley's grand doffing of the top for this movie? Our reporter has a little more to add, though: in this Adrian Brody film, Ms. Knightley proves her charter membership to the Itty Bitty Titty Committee not once, not twice, but thrice!

Station Agent costar Patricia Clarkson surprised audiences with a mega-nipply bikini shot in The Dying Gaul, then knocked everyone clean over when she exposed her bajoobs in a sex scene with Campbell Scott.

Not much needs to be said about a movie called Inside Deep Throat. There are tons of archived shots from the original beej masterpiece, and there is plenty of Linda Lovelace to go around.

Kyra Sedgwick continues her nudity shock-and-awe campaign in Loverboy, showing some boobs here, some buns there, and even some bush. Her real-life hubby Kevin Bacon directed, so we can pretend this is a celebrity sex tape.

Last but not least, we've got Happy Endings, starring. . . Tom Arnold? Thankfully, cuz keeps his clothes on, but guess who doesn't? LISA KUDROW. That's right! Friend Phoebe! She's on a massage table, the towel gets pulled down, and the right boob pops out. This MAY be the work of a body double, though, so stay tuned . . .

Need more Sundance flesh info? Ask and ye shall receive. Here ya go.

Touchin' Theron Tit with Kyra and Kevin

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 11 Jan 2005 17:31:02 +0000

Brad and Jen could've learned a thing or two about keeping the fire alive from Hollywood's most adorable couple, Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon, who've been bonding over the magic that is Charlize Theron's boob.

Unlike Melanie Griffith, Kyra doesn't morph into a shrieking, flaming ghoul when her husband engages in a sex scene with another actress: "Honestly, love scenes, all that stuff, it really doesn't bother me, because I know what they're about, I know how uncomfortable they are, I know how meaningless they are." However, when viewing her husband's bomb Trapped (you know, the one with Courtney Love), Kyra felt a tinge of jealousy creep in. Only she was jealous of Kevin. "He put his hand under [Charlize's] shirt and she didn't have a bra on, clearly. He put his hand on her breast and I went, 'Hmmm… oh wow! That must've been fun!' And he said, 'Oh no, no!' And I said, 'C'mon, honey, that was fun!' I think even I would've enjoyed that." Aw. We're almost ready to forgive them for Pyrates!