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Courtney Love's with the Band, Kylie Minogue Gets Faced
So it turns out that Courtney Love's new Gollumesque physique might not, in fact, be the work of steamed salmon and downward dogging, but a stretchy band around the stomach. Pick your jaw up off the floor and read on to find out about her post-gastric band wooing technique and get a sneak preview of [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "Animal"
ï Diana Ross would like to give singing lessons to Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera. We can only imagine how that would go. "No, honey, more nasal! I said MORE nasal! That's too classically perfect and on-pitch, girl; could you maybe get a slightly whinier tone there?"
ï James Brown died last week, and [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: "Scarlett Is a Cunt"
ï Macauley Culkin and That '70s Show's Mila Kunis have been shopping for engagement rings and getting ready to create the dirtiest sounding hyphenated surname ever: Kunis-Culkin. Penis-Cockin'? Pubis-Caulking?
ï Kim Raver: nice boob. We mean, shirt.
ï PopBitch sez: "<http://www.malestars.com/RS/rsid-704792/marker-InArticle/" target=" blank">Jake Gyllenhaal was in London last week to promote Jarhead. He was [...]
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Kylie Minogue Diagnosed with Breast Cancer
Bite-sized pop gnome Kylie Minogue has been forced to cancel the Australian leg of her "Showgirls" tour after being diagnosed with breast cancer. Sometimes there is a time for snark in the face of disease (like, what if Usher got leprosy of the nutbag? Now that's comedy!), but we sincerely wish Kylie and her boobs [...]
Kylie Minogue and Prince Charles Trade Uplifting Dildo Tales
. . . But whose is bigger? The world may never know.
Kylie Minogue: Pop Star From "Down Under"
During Kylie Minogue's recent appearance on a kids' TV show, the children sitting in the front row were treated to oh so much more than her infectious brand of hooky, homosexual-friendly pop when an errant gust of wind blew up the handkerchiefs masquerading as her skirt.