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Sex and the Titty Job

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:45:06 +0000

Oh, those Sex and the City biddies! They do everything together. From sharing acai-tinis to sharing secrets about guy's dongs to getting mani-pedis. And now, to getting tandem plastic surgery. The New York Post reports:

Apparently, soon after the movieís release, [Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis] both paid a visit to Roosevelt Hospital on 10th Avenue for minor surgeries. ìCynthia had a breast augmentation and soon after, Kristin had the varicose veins on her legs removed,î said an insider. ìThey both made sure they did it on the quietest day of the week.î It could explain why Davis always wears long hems. Nixon, whose rep denied the surgery, could have been disappointed with her topless scene. Davisí rep had no comment.

Yeah, Cynthia Nixon could have been disappointed with her topless scene. Orrrrrrrrr maybe she was getting corrective surgery to fix something cosmetic as a result of her breast cancer. Yeeeah, we're not touching this one. Breast cancer jokes are about as funny as 9/11 widow jokes. Varicose veins, on the other hand, are a treasure trove of comedy gold! Like falling down a manhole or mistaking a colostomy bag for haggis.

Cynthia Nixon. NAKED. At MrSkin.com.

Kristin Davis. ALSO NAKED. Also at MrSkin.com.

Charlotte-gate 2008 Update

Agent E. — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:59:01 +0000

Yesterday we were convinced that the whole Kristin Davis sex-tape thing (which is now known to not actually be a sex tape but instead a series of nudie pics) was totally bogus (like, fer sure, bra). But today we're just confused. Fleshbot still thinks it's fake, but TMZ thinks it's too legit to quit. Who to believe? Take a peek after the jump and judge the very NSFW pics for yourself.

This one? Totally Charlotte.

This one? Some random brunette girl very uncomfortably reading in the tub.

And most of the other pics, which you can check out at I Don't Like You in That Way, have no face exposed. So what's the verdict? We're thinking the first pic is authentic and some enterprising young porno upstart happened upon it and decided to nab a vague Kristin lookalike to fill out the nudie collection. But whatever the truth may be, this is great publicity for the upcoming Sex and the City movie. We're hoping the producers will do the logical thing and call Kristin back for reshoots to incorporate the scandal into the movie's plotline. Samantha will be so proud.

Find still more Charlotte York MacDougal Goldenblatt nakedness at MrSkin.com.

Kristin Davis Goes from Deck the Halls to Licking Balls?

Agent E. — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:59:08 +0000

If we were asked which oversexed minx from Sex and the City we'd most like to see in a hardcore sex tape, we're pretty sure our first response would be Charlotte. We'd be taking a bit of a chance on that one, as there's a fifty-fifty chance that the uptight WASP would either be totally boring and uncreative or bed or she'd be a total fiend full of hellfire and willing to do just about anything. Most of those prep-school girls are capital B Bad underneath, right? Well, yesterday it looked like we might get the opportunity to see which side was dominant when news of a Kristin Davis sex tape surfaced. But, alas, it seems to be a hoax. TMZ reports:

Holy Charlotte York! Rumors have been floating around the Internet that there is a sex tape featuring "Sex and the City's" Kristin Davis. Well, not exactly.

TMZ has learned that approximately 20 salacious photos dating back five years have re-surfaced featuring what looks like Davis in several compromising positions. We hear the pics were taken by an ex-boyfriend and are now being shopped by a broker from California.

The big question is, why are these being shopped now? "SATC" is ovah! Well, for starters, the movie is coming out in May. That can generate some buzz. Also, the market for sex tapes and racy photos was not what it is today (thank you very much Paris Hilton).

As for Kristin, her rep tells us unequivocally that she's seen one of the pics and "This is not a photo of Kristin Davis. There is no sex tape."

We're actually inclined to believe an actress's flack for once. Remember back in 2006 when pics surfaced of Steve Martin frolicking in the surf with a petite brunette who was the spitting image of Kristin and for what seemed like months everyone thought The Jerk was courting The York? That turned out to be New Yorker staffer Anne Stringfield, whom Martin later married. So the obvious conclusion here is that we're not looking at a snap from a Kristin Davis sex tape, we're looking at a snap from an Anne Stringfield sex tape! Our deductive skills are unparalleled. We're thinking of donating our brain to MIT when we die (of autoerotic asphyxiation).

If you absolutely must view the peener that "Kristin" is licking in the above photo, visit I Don't Like You in That Way.

Kristin Davis can be found nude at MrSkin.com. And, yes, we're sure it's her this time.

Perry and Davis Do Not Combine into a Cute Hybrid. Matthew and Kristin Are Doomed.

Agent E. — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 17:48:29 +0000

We understand that a wholly uninteresting schlub like Matthew Perry can leverage his Friends millions to weasel his way into the bedrooms of stars of Coyote Ugly or Gilmore Girls, but we would have thought that a star of Sex and the City would have been immune to his one alluring quality. But Kristin Davis has proven us wrong. Maybe she really admired his turn as the tortured suicidal rich boy on that one episode of 90210.

In the two years since the very merciful death of Friends, Matthew Perry has managed to . . . uh . . . let's see . . . he guest starred on Scrubs for an episode. Maybe he took up golf. Or tennis. Or learned to knit. He probably has a very clean and orderly home. And, granted, Kristin Davis hasn't been up to much in those same two years since the end of SatC, unless you count pandering to the kiddies with The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D and The Shaggy Dog as setting the world ablaze with her talent. But at least she's been keeping herself busy. According to IMDB,

The couple were spotted kissing while dining at Los Angeles restaurant La Dolce Vita recently, where they shared an ice-cream and looked like a couple in love. A fellow diner tells US magazine Life & Style, "He kept his arm around her the entire time and kissed her forehead at one point." Meanwhile, a friend of Sex And The City star Davis' says, "She's really fallen for Matthew."

Maybe it's a good thing that the two have found each other. She can keep him from pitching the sitcom Chandler, in which Monica has succumbed to a horrible disease and Chandler must learn to love again–while raising two rambunctious and precocious kids, of course!–and he can advise her against accepting the role of the determined yet understanding mother who's never more than arm's length away from a box of handy wipes in the feature-length version of Everyone Poops.

Pre-kiddie-movie Kristin is at MrSkin.com.

And take a gander at Matthew at MaleStars.com.