Tag Archives: Kristen Stewart
CNW Tween Day Continues
This morning, everyone over the age of 15 is jawing about Sacha Baron Cohen's ballbag on Eminem's forehead. And everyone 15 and under? All they care about is ZOMG NEW MOON TRAILER!!!!! RPATTZ N K-STEW TLA!!!!! CULLENZZZ!!!! TEAM EDWARD LION AND LAMB ABSTINENCE!!!!111 Despite the fact that the movie has only been filming for, like, [...]
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Also tagged awards shows, movies, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner
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CNW Junk Drawer: Dunst You Wanna Stalk Me?
ï Kirsten Dunst has a stalker. Is it an orthodontist looking for work? Zing-a-zing-zonggg!!!! (The Superficial)
ï Elisha Cuthbert's hockey dude ex calls her "sloppy seconds". Do sloppy seconds bounce on ice? (Yeeeah!)
ï Jessica Alba's boobs like calamari! Wait, we mean Campari. (F-listed)
ï Helen Mirren goes snorkeling in a tankini. It's your [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, Ashley Greene, celebrity offspring, celebs in bikinis, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Longoria, Helen Mirren, Jessica Alba, Joan Jett, Kate Moss, Kirsten Dunst, Lindsay Lohan, movies, stalkers
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CNW Junk Drawer: Twilight One Up for Me
ï Twilight mania's at an all time high! And so is star Kristen Stewart. (ONTD)
ï Chelsea Handler may be posing nude for Playboy, because she's so popular and everyone likes her show, right? (Yeeeah!)
ï Pete Wentz tries to explain his and Ashlee's choice of the name Bronx Mowgli. "We're retarded" is a good [...]
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Also tagged Ashlee Simpson, booze, Britney Spears, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, celebs posing for Playboy, Chelsea Handler, Dita Von Teese, drugs, Karolina Kurkova, magazines, Mariah Carey, Megan Fox, Pete Wentz, Rihanna
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