Tag Archives: Kristen Stewart
CNW Junk Drawer: Nothing Tastes as Good as Visible Vertebrae Feel
Naked Hayden Panettiere pretends to fellate a gun, then gets a face full of liquid. Just like your mom every Wednesday haaaaaay! (The Blemish)
Miley Cyrus’s tour bus entourage involved in crash. One person (not Miley) was killed. Hey that’s not funny. (PopEater)
But you know what IS funny? 16-year-old Miley dressing up like a hooker for [...]
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Also tagged Dakota Fanning, Hayden Panettiere, James Van Der Beek, Kate Moss, Miley Cyrus, movies, Oprah Winfrey, television
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Your Movie Doesn’t Need More Publicity. You Can Stop Now.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S REALLY HAPPENING! HE’S TOUCHING HER! AND SHE’S TOUCHING HIM! AND AND AND AND THEY’RE STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER! THEY ARE SO IN LOVE AND SO MAJORLY TOGETHZ! THEY ARE GONNA LOVE EACH OTHER 4EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND THEY WILL HAVE LITTLE BABIES WHO WILL GROW UP TO MAKE [...]
K-Stew to Get K-Newd
Last week was one of the slowest, dullest weeks in recent memory when it came to celebrity gossip. We feel bad for complaining about it, because then Ryan Jenkins from Megan Wants a Millionaire brutally murdered his wife and then killed himself. We were going to write an entire story, but why don’t YOU try [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Hayden Panettiless, But Not For You
Hayden Panettiere nude!!!! In her home. Privately. Wow, what a story! (Female First)
Jon Gosselin is an elegant gentleman who is charming with the ladies. (Yeeeah!)
Kanye West’s fierce-ass girlfriend Amber Rose naked. The Louvre is probably negotiating to buy her butt. (Drunken Stepfather)
Kristen Stewart and Megan Fox are fighting over Robert Pattinson. Who will will the [...]
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Also tagged Amber Rose, Brooke Hogan, celebrity nudity, Hayden Panettiere, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Jon Gosselin, Megan Fox, Paris Hilton, plastic surgery rumors, Robert Pattinson
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Kristen Stewart Marked for Death
Kristen Stewart smokes weed, runs around in 97 degree weather in leather, and does her own stunts, but none of these activities are as health-threatening is the one she engaged in last night at a Kings of Leon concert in Vancouver. Which is getting within two inches of Twilight costar Rob Pattinson. When the Twi-teens [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Hold on Tight, Spidermonkey, Here Comes Another Text
Robert Pattinson is as creepy as his fictional blood-lusting counterpart; sends Kristen Stewart 400 texts a month. (Celebitchy)
Ashley Olsen in her underwear. Hey, don’t look at us. You were the one with the Olsen Twins Countdown to Legality calendar on your computer for years, nerd. (Cityrag)
Getting down to the wire here! Mr Skin’s Top 100 [...]
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Also tagged Ashley Olsen, Ashton Kutcher, booze, celebrity accidents, celebs in bikinis, Cindy Crawford, Demi Moore, Jessica Simpson, John Hughes, Milla Jovovich, movies, Robert Pattinson, Tiger Woods, Twilight, underwear
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"EEEE! IT'S LIKE PORN!!!!"
What kind of reprehensible scuzzbag would stoop to posting Twilight crap on a celebrity blog in order to attract the 12-year-old demographic? Us! Yesterday at Comic Con 2009, there was a panel for New Moon featuring all the stars of the movie, including Taylor Lautner channeling a Pekingese, hunkasaurus rex Robert Pattinson was channeling Bobby [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Botox Not Nice for Weisz
Jenna Fischer is engaged. And not to you. Suckerrrrr. (Fatback)
Rachel Weisz wants a Botox ban for actors. Easy for you to say, Miss Prettyface Pretty of Prettytown. What about the rest of us Buseys? (Amy Grindhouse)
Large-eared, fame-starved dermatologist Arnold Klein says he didn’t father Michael Jackson’s kids. Maybe. Probably not. Not to [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, Jenna Fischer, Kendra Wilkinson, Lady Gaga, Lily Allen, magazines, Michael Jackson, Natalie Imbruglia, Prince Harry, Rachel Weisz, Robert Pattinson
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CNW Junk Drawer: Personal Pan Perry
Katy Perry nude with some pizza. Extra cheesy! (ONTD)
One of the Real Housewives of New Jersey (Danielle Staub) has a sex tape. We’re shocked that “NJ housewife sex tape” is a thrilling story. What a world! What a world we live in. (Yeeeah!)
If you are a bartender and you do not serve a very drunk [...]
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Also tagged booze, celebrity nudity, Celebrity Sex Tapes, celebs in bikinis, Denise Richards, Hilary Duff, Jessica Simpson, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Justin Timberlake, Katy Perry, Lindsay Lohan, movies, Robert Pattinson, television
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Where the Hell Is Lita?
Here is Twilight star Kristen Stewart on the set of the Runaways movie. She is portraying Joan Jett and from the looks of it, she's doing a fairly bang-up job. She's got the Joan shag down pretty good. She's got the Joan hunch going on. She's even smoking Tareytons (correction: Tarlingtons? WTF?), something we could [...]