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CNW Junk Drawer: Britney? Is it You?

ï Promo pic for the new Britney Spears album is more airbrushed than a T-shirt at the county fair. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Is Lindsay Lohan on the sauce again? Does the pope shit in the woods? (Celebitchy)
ï Check it out: pictures of Harry Potter's hairy peter. (Cityrag)
ï Hugh Hefner is like a father [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Minnillo Licks the Vanillo

ï Vanessa Minnillo fellates a PInkberry spoon. (F-listed)
ï Can't lose that last stubborn five pounds? Get gastric band surgery! Courtney Love did. (Yeeeah!)
ï Pics from Britney Spears's new video for "Womanizer". Lots o' wigs, and not a batty pink one amongst them. (Pop on the Pop)
ï Madonna bans Sarah Palin from [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Slip n' Slide

ï Marisa Miller works the runway wearing the latest in swimwear and silicone/polymer based body oil. (F-listed)
ï Ali Lohan auditions for the director of Bun Sisters 12. (Yeeeah!)
ï Rihanna is easy, breezy, beautiful, unCovered Girl. In a see-through shirt. That shows nipple ring. (The Blemish)
ï Madonna is one step away from [...]

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Veronica Mars in Her Underdrawz

Anybody else donning a bra, visible panties, stranglingly tight micro mini skirt, and corsetesque type gear in a men's magazine = raunchy city. Ho town. Masturbationburg. Kristen Bell wearing all this stuff in FHM UK = darling. Precious. Sweet as pie. When Carmen Electra or whoever appears on the cover of Maxim in similar stuff, [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Still Big

Jessica Simpson gives herself a breast exam. “Are they still big? Yep. Yep. Still big.” (Egotastic)
Hey, ladies. Hold on to your panties and your cocktails, because Kiefer Sutherland is single! (Derek Hail)
Tina Turner says that BeyoncÈ will never be rock n’ roll. Oh yeah? Well guess what, Tina? You’ll never be polka! [...]

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Kristen Bell Is Naked; Not Cute

Much like Christina Aguilera's nude pool time with her hubby, and Mary-Kate Olsen running around her home in nothing but a few strategically-placed rubies, Kristen Bell enjoys going without clothing while in her domicile, and she would very much like you to know about it, along with her hatred of the term "cute". According [...]

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For Sexing Sarah Marshall

We’re glad that Forgetting Sarah Marshall is finally coming out. Not because we’ve been camped outside of our local cineplex waiting to witness its beauteous images filling up a huge screen and our butt is really sore from the concrete. No, we’re happy because we’re really sick of hearing about already. What is it about [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Stealin' Babies and Batteries

ï Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib, married? Married? Yeah, married. Married? Yeah, married! Sheesh! (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï Miley Cyrus publicly apologizes for not wearing her seat belt. No seat belt is a slippery slope that leads headlong into Crotchflashtown and San Rehabton. (IMDb)
ï Emma "Hermione" Watson gets slimed [...]

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Kristen Bell Is a Real American Hero

Kristen Bell, aka Veronica Mars, is the new hero on Heroes. We don't watch Heroes because it's for nerd virgins, not popular in-crowders like us, but we hear it somehow involves people with supernatural powers. Judging by these pictures, Veronica Mars's secret power is bikini-wearing. Wherever there is evil and injustice in the world, she [...]

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Kristen Bell Wears Bikini, Demonstrates Madonna Truth or Dare Routine

Celebrity bikini season (summer edition) is coming into full swing right about now, yet our usual contenders are trying to kick the coke (again) or trying to look respectable so the butch prison bitches will think they're nice and not beat them into creamed corn. So it's time for a new crop to step up [...]

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