Tag Archives: Kristanna Loken
Kristanna Loken and Michelle Rodriguez May Be RodrigLEZ
You guys know about Shark Week, right? It's the week of nonstop Discovery Channel programming all about the vicious, sharp-toothed, slippery killers lurking under the sea. Children and frat boys alike look forward to Shark Week like it was Christmas. Here at CNW it seems that we are unwittingly experiencing our own version of Shark [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Happy Buhthdayyy, Mistah Hefnahh
ï Maggie Gyllenhaal's been impregnated by, and is now engaged to, Peter Sarsgaard. Congrats, Gaardhaal.
ï We told you about Sienna Miller supposedly being snapped doing some career-threateningly embarrassing cavorting at a VF party. Here are the pics. BFD.
ï Kristanna Loken: if you're Loken for an upskirt shot, you've found one.
ï Jennifer Love [...]
If You're Loken for Lesbos, You Found One
You know what men seem to like? Lesbians. You know what else men like? Pretty lesbians. So when a pretty lady turns out to be a pretty lesbian, we're more than happy to write one of these thingies right here that you're reading and tell you all about the pretty pretty pretty famous lesbian lady, [...]