Tag Archives: Kourtney Kardashian
Kim Kardashian Punched in the Face for Charity
We’ve got some news today that is going to make you question your entire world view. It’s going to shock you so much, you’ll end up thinking crazy shit, like the ocean is red, human hair is food, and Kevin Federline is talented. Get ready for this, folks: reality TV isn’t real! We understand if [...]
Kourtney Kardashian, Klassy Lady
You know that Kourtney Kardashian is super classy, right? If the stupidly spelled name and the reality shows on E! didn’t tip you off, then surely that fact became clear when she said she was knocked up but would only reveal the baby’s poppa on her new show (Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami, Sundays 10/9 [...]
Lesser Kardashian Falls Pregnant
Great news everybody! One of the Kardashians is having a baby! Yay! Which one? Nope, not the one with the huge, juicy ass and the sex tape. Then surely it’s the Chyna lookalike with the criminal record? Nope, not her either. And it’s thankfully none of the tween sisters, so that only leaves the other [...]