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Kirsten Dunst Shows off Her Sunken Tits, Dr.
"What's that you said, CelebNewsWire? Cause It sounded something like 'Garbble warbble gabba tutta nicht,' which doesn't make much sense, cause I don't speak German. You know I was too busy making Sofia Coppola believe she has talent to go to school. But what I think you said is 'Watch out, Kirsten, your boobs look [...]
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Kiki Talks Titis
Hey guys, did you notice that Kirsten Dunst is a woman? And what does that mean? Why, boobs, of course! She's got 'em! And since she's got a movie coming out in a few days (a charming little low-budget indie we hope will find an audience who will appreciate it), she's gonna talk about them. [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: If Everyone Smoked Weed
ï Kirsten Dunst is all, "Like, if the whole world smoked weed, man . . . there would be no wars and crime and stuff. You knowwww?" Oh man. Totally, dude. Seeeriously. (Yeeeah!)
ï Selma Blair's boyfriend is rumored to be shopping for rings in preparation for popping the question. Which is better than [...]
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Kirsten Dunst's Floppers Get an Adjustment
"Hey, Kiki, I don't think your boobs are saggy enough today. They look like maybe they picked up some extra perk, and you just don't look yourself like that. Here, let me try to push them down a little for you. That's better. Now it looks as if your nipples point directly toward your toes. [...]
Kirsten Dunst Gets Around
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Tom Takes Away Katie's Right to Party
Poor Katie Holmes. All she ever gets to do is take intensive twelve-hour auditing sessions fueled by nothing but the Victoria Beckham diet, watch OT Level VIII nannies read Dianetics to her child, and once in a while leave the Cruise compound for an afternoon of photo ops, lattes, and shoe shopping. She never gets [...]
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Crappy Holidays from Kirsten Dunst
Look to your left and you will see Kirsten Dunst. Kirsten Dunst is holding a box. The box has the letters "CDSA" on the side. According to the private eyes at ONTD, "The Comprehensive Digestive Stool Analysis (CDSA) 2.0 is an advanced noninvasive diagnostic tool that can help practitioners improve prevention and target treatment strategies [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "I Know How to Learn Anything I Want to Learn."
ï Kirsten Dunst's teatlets meet a lace-paneled dress, peekaboo nippage ensues. The pictures are old, but so are you, geezer.
ï John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are together again, naturally. Even though they say they weren't together in the first place. But they are now. Probably. Eh.
ï Well, we had the dubious honor [...]
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