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	<title>CelebNewsWire&#187; Kirsten Dunst Archives  &#8211;  CelebNewsWire</title>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:24:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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Derek Jeter makes 500 trillion dollars a year and now he&#8217;s going to marry Minka Kelly. And you guys don&#8217;t want Socialism? (Yeeeah!)
Jennifer Aniston nips out for Elle. Fashionably sharp, old girl. (CityRag)
Even Anderson Cooper can&#8217;t hide the vitriol when it comes to indulging Heidi Montag&#8217;s poppycockery. (Gone Hollywood)
Gerard Butler slapped a dog. And he [...]]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/derek-jeter-engaged-6.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-20127" title="Minka Kelly engaged to Derek Jeter" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/derek-jeter-engaged-6-138x200.jpg" alt="Minka Kelly engaged to Derek Jeter" width="138" height="200" /></a><strong>Derek Jeter</strong> makes 500 trillion dollars a year and now he&#8217;s going to marry <strong>Minka Kelly</strong>. And you guys don&#8217;t want Socialism? (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/08/27/minka-kelly-and-derek-jeter-are-engaged/" target="_self">Yeeeah!</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Jennifer Aniston</strong> nips out for <em>Elle</em>. Fashionably sharp, old girl. (<a href="http://www.cityrag.com/main/2009/08/jennifer-aniston-pokies-approved.html" target="_self">CityRag</a>)</li>
<li>Even <strong>Anderson Cooper</strong> can&#8217;t hide the vitriol when it comes to indulging <strong>Heidi Montag</strong>&#8217;s poppycockery. (<a href="http://gone-hollywood.com/2009/08/anderson-cooper-doesnt-like-heidi-montag-video/" target="_self">Gone Hollywood</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Gerard Butler</strong> slapped a dog. And he liked it. The taste of its treat-tinged dog spit. (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/08/gerard-butler-smacked-a-dog-maybe/" target="_self">The Blemish</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Kirsten Dunst</strong> has been sinking her fangs into several 12-packs of Stroh&#8217;s. (<a href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2009/08/26/kirsten-dunst-is-drinking-again/" target="_self">Fatback</a>)</li>
<li>Constipated and sober? Kill two birds with one stone with a beer bong in your butt! Dunst, take notes. (<a href="http://collegecandy.com/2009/08/26/beer-bong-in-your-butt-for-serious/" target="_self">College Candy</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Miranda Kerr</strong> goes blonde; gets paid to hold a bottle and stand around. (<a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/08/miranda-kerr-leggy.php" target="_self">CelebSlam</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Megan Fox</strong> as Catwoman? Naw, it&#8217;s just a rumor. Still, feel free to make that inevitable &#8220;pussy&#8221; joke here, if you are so inclined. (<a href="http://anythinghollywood.com/2009/08/megan-fox-not-set-to-play-catwoman/" target="_self">Anything Hollywood</a>)</li>
<li><strong>Britney Spears</strong> and <strong>Russell Brand</strong> VMA Awards promo video. We didn&#8217;t watch it. Why not? Just we&#8217;re just that fuckin&#8217; cool. (<a href="http://amygrindhouse.com/britney-spears-russell-brand-vma-2009-promo.html" target="_self">Amy Grindhouse</a>)</li>
<li>It sounds as if <strong>Avril Lavigne</strong> will soon be divorcing her troll-like Canadian husband, and he&#8217;ll be free to live under bridges and torment the Billy Goats Gruff once again. (<a href="http://www.celebritymound.com/looks-like-avril-lavigne-and-sum-41-singer-deryck-whibley-are-headed-for-divorce/">Celebrity Mound</a>)</li>
<li>Something for the ladies: <strong>Robert Pattinson</strong> shower curtain. Because there&#8217;s nothing like the glower of a handsome vampire bearing down on you when you&#8217;re washing your ass crack. <a href="http://allieiswired.com/archives/2009/08/robert-pattinson-shower-curtain-you-know-you-want-it/" target="_self">(Allie Is Wired</a>)</li>
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		<title>Virgin Suicides Reunion, Haaaaayyy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:37:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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Personally, we think that the constant pairing in the media of Kirsten Dunst and Josh Hartnett is just wishful thinking on the part of journalists eager to picture a future baby with the world&#x27;s beadiest eyes and fangiest fangs. But yes, the two thespians have been romantically linked again after being spotted having dinner together. [...]]]></description>
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Personally, we think that the constant pairing in the media of Kirsten Dunst and <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/josh_hartnett/" target="_blank">Josh Hartnett</a> is just wishful thinking on the part of journalists eager to picture a future baby with the world&#x27;s beadiest eyes and fangiest fangs. But yes, the two thespians have been romantically linked again after being spotted having dinner together. Our own personal gossip geneticist, <a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Kirsten+Dunst-24613.html" target="_blank">FemaleFirst</a>, reports:</p>
<blockquote><p>Kirsten Dunst is reportedly dating Josh Hartnett.</p>
<p>The couple &#8211; who have been romantically linked several times over the past year &#8211; have further fuelled rumours they are together after they were seen enjoying an intimate dinner at Blue Ribbon Sushi in New York on Thursday.</p>
<p>A source said: &quot;They were whispering and smiling at each other. At times it looked like she wanted to grab his hand, but stopped. She was especially smitten with him.&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p>No, she wanted to grab his <em>neck</em> because she was especially <em>bitten</em> with him. The fangs again, you see.</p>
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		<title>Kirsten Dunst with Looking Pretty</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:54:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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Some people have a natural, effortless beauty and can look good wearing anything&#243;even House of Dereon. But others take hours of primping and preening, pounds of makeup and hair extensions, and every product in the Spanx line to look presentable. It&#x27;s a lot of work to be pretty. But Kirsten Dunst for one is sick [...]]]></description>
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Some people have a natural, effortless beauty and can look good wearing anything&oacute;even House of Dereon. But others take hours of primping and preening, pounds of makeup and hair extensions, and every product in the Spanx line to look presentable. It&#x27;s a lot of work to be pretty. But Kirsten Dunst for one is sick of it. She&#x27;s not going to play into your whole &quot;beautiful&quot; game, Hollywood. She&#x27;d rather be funny, thank you very much. Says <a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/75192/kiki-is-over-looking-good/" target=" blank">Faded Youth</a>:<br />
<blockquote>Kirsten&iacute;s style has had its many up and downs (emphasis on the downs) but actress revealed that she &igrave;couldn&iacute;t care less&icirc; about how she looks.</p>
<p>&igrave;I don&iacute;t have the energy to care if people criticize the way I look,&icirc; she tells Britiain&iacute;s OK!. &igrave;I&iacute;m over getting dressed up, although it&iacute;s fun sometimes &oacute; like when my younger brother Christian and I got ready together to go to the Oscars. But other than that, though, I couldn&iacute;t care less. Being fun is way better than being beautiful. I would rather entertain people.&icirc; </p></blockquote>
<p> Entertain people with her hobo clothes! Hahahahaha! We&#x27;re so genius.</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Dunst You Wanna Stalk Me?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:09:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  Kirsten Dunst has a stalker. Is it an orthodontist looking for work? Zing-a-zing-zonggg!!!! (The Superficial)
&#239;  Elisha Cuthbert&#x27;s hockey dude ex calls her &#34;sloppy seconds&#34;. Do sloppy seconds bounce on ice? (Yeeeah!)
&#239;  Jessica Alba&#x27;s boobs like calamari! Wait, we mean Campari. (F-listed)
&#239;  Helen Mirren goes snorkeling in a tankini. It&#x27;s your [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/kirsten-dunst-cleavage-01.jpg"><img alt="kirsten-dunst-cleavage-01.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/kirsten-dunst-cleavage-01-thumb.jpg" width="148" height="200" /></a>&iuml;  Kirsten Dunst has a stalker. Is it an orthodontist looking for work? Zing-a-zing-zonggg!!!! (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2008/12/kirsten-dunst-has-a-stalker/" target="_blank">The Superficial</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Elisha Cuthbert&#x27;s hockey dude ex calls her &quot;sloppy seconds&quot;. Do sloppy seconds bounce on ice? (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/2008/12/03/sean-avery-suspended-over-sloppy-seconds-remark/" target="_blank">Yeeeah!</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Jessica Alba&#x27;s boobs like calamari! Wait, we mean Campari. (<a href="http://flisted.com/53897/jessica-alba-campari/" target="_blank">F-listed</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Helen Mirren goes snorkeling in a tankini. It&#x27;s your move, Dame Judi. (<a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/12/02/helen-mirrens-hot-ass-on-the-beach-of-the-day/" target="_blank">Drunken Stepfather</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Twilight vampire Ashley Greene just about gives you something to suck on (hint: A TIT!!!!!). (<a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2008/12/vampire-weekend.html" target="_blank">Thighs Wide Shut</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Eva Longoria is a smoker on the DL. Bet you anything those are Benson &amp; Hedges 110s. (<a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/24700/eva_longoria_is_a_closet_smoker/" target="_blank">Celebitchy</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  So Kate Moss and her unfrozen caveman boyfriend WEREN&#x27;T attacked by rogue Christmas ornaments after all. Cocaine is a hell of a drug. (<a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/12/kate_moss_jamie_hince_fight.php" target="_blank">The Superficial</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Lindsay Lohan got kicked off Facebook. That&#x27;s what YOU get for not playing your Word Twist move, bitch. (<a href="http://www.holymoly.com/page/NewsDetail/0,,12643~1474605,00.html" target="_blank">Holy Moly</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Scout (dun DUN dun DUN) you&#x27;ll be a woooomaaaaaann SOON.  (<a href="http://www.dailystab.com/scout-willis-becomes-a-woman/" target="_blank">Daily Stab</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Kristen Stewart will play Joan Jett in the new Runaways biopic. Will she be licking some ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bombs? (<a href="http://anythinghollywood.com/2008/12/kristen-stewart-will-get-to-play-joan-jett-in-new-biopic/" target="_blank">Anything Hollywood</a>)</p>
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		<title>The Dunst Takes Another Mate</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[celebrity hookups]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[What happened to the CelebNewsWire of yore? The one full of Lindsay Lohan inviting 3 Italian men into her clam and Kate Moss transporting class A drugs over borders in Faberge eggs and Fred Durst begging ladies to touch his balls and his ass? We&#x27;re tired of talking about babies and baby bumps and baby [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/dunst_long.jpg"><img alt="dunst_long.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/dunst_long-thumb.jpg" width="261" height="200" /></a>What happened to the CelebNewsWire of yore? The one full of Lindsay Lohan inviting 3 Italian men into her clam and Kate Moss transporting class A drugs over borders in Faberge eggs and Fred Durst begging ladies to touch his balls and his ass? We&#x27;re tired of talking about babies and baby bumps and baby names! When did Hollywood go middle aged? We scoured and scoured and scoured the internet today to find some tidbit, some tiny little nugget, involving a salacious hookup or depraved sexual proclivity. And all we were able to come up with was Kirsten Dunst screwing the <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/justin_long/" target="_blank">Mac Guy</a>. Take it away, <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/08/26/2008-08-26_celebrity_side_dish.html" target="_blank"><em>New York Daily News</em></a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Now it&#x27;s Justin Long&#x27;s turn on the Kirsten Dunst train. The &quot;Mac guy&quot; was snogging Dunst, who&#x27;s been with Jake Gyllenhaal, Josh Hartnett, Andy Samberg and Orlando Bloom, in L.A. at Sunset Junction. The duo &quot;were making out hard-core while waiting in line for margaritas,&quot; says our spy. &quot;They were holding hands and were all over each other.&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p>Remember when Dunst was allegedly hooking up with another of Drew Barrymore&#x27;s exes, <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/kirsten_dunst_gets_around.html" target="_blank">Strokes Guy</a>? And now Mac Guy. Kiki does enjoy the Barrymore sloppy seconds. Especially sloppy seconds consisting of men known primarily by their main employer plus the word &quot;guy&quot;. Next up, Kirsten will date Irish Bar Guy and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Erlandson" target="_blank">Hole Guy</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Walters" target="_blank">That One Guy Who Pushed Donna Martin Down the Stairs Guy</a>.<br />
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<p>Kirsten sexes it up at MrSkin.com.</p>
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		<title>Kirsten Dunst Desires Duo of Dudes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:45:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Freshly rehabbed maneater Kirsten Dunst is on the prowl and ready to sink her teeth into the first young actor she meets. Her beautiful, corn kernel teeth. Page Six reports that Speed Racer Emile Hirsch narrowly avoided a head-on genital collision with Dunst:
Watch out, Emile Hirsch &#8211; Kirsten Dunst has her eye on you. Our [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/kirsten-dunst-cleavage-01.jpg"><img alt="kirsten-dunst-cleavage-01.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/kirsten-dunst-cleavage-01-thumb.jpg" width="148" height="200" /></a>Freshly rehabbed maneater Kirsten Dunst is on the prowl and ready to sink her teeth into the first young actor she meets. Her beautiful, corn kernel teeth. <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/07172008/gossip/pagesix/hot_for_hirsch_120213.htm" target="_blank">Page Six</a> reports that Speed Racer Emile Hirsch narrowly avoided a head-on genital collision with Dunst:</p>
<blockquote><p>Watch out, Emile Hirsch &#8211; Kirsten Dunst has her eye on you. Our spy saw the rehabbed starlet smoking cigarettes outside the Bowery Hotel and told us, &quot;Kirsten was there just to see Emile.&quot; After she finished her cig, the source said, Kirsten followed the press-shy actor to club Bowery Electric next door. &quot;She was all alone,&quot; our snitch said. &quot;She was going to the bar just to see him.&quot; But just two days later, OK! magazine reports, Dunst was &quot;all over <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/justin_long/" target="_blank">Justin Long</a> trying to kiss him.&quot; </p></blockquote>
<p>Oh was she now? Take it away, <a href="http://www.okmagazine.com/news/view/7867" target="_blank">OK!</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>&igrave;Justin was holding Kirsten&iacute;s hand while walking around downtown NYC in the SoHo area,&icirc; an eyewitness tells OK!. &igrave;They looked like they had stayed out all night and Justin had bloodshot eyes, but Kirsten was all over him and kept leaning in to kiss him.&icirc;</p></blockquote>
<p>What is the magic of this Justin Long dude? First he bangs Drew Barrymore and now he&#x27;s fighting off Kirsten Dunst with a stick. Is it because he&#x27;s a Mac and he&#x27;s, like, totally LAID BACK and CHILL and hep and casual Friday, his Joe Cool attitude and Feist/Ting Tings soundtrack an irresistible tool for pulling high-caliber poon? Which makes you wonder what kind of actresses are pawing at the crotch of the PC guy. Patricia Heaton and Mary Hart? Maybe Heidi Montag.<br />
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<p>Miz Dunst shows it off at MrSkin.com.</p>
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		<title>Cirque Lodge: The New Hotspot for Celebs Who Aren&#039;t Addicted to Anything!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 17:55:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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Hollywood Trend Alert! Just going to rehab is so 2007. The new thing is to check yourself into Cirque Lodge with little to no explanation, then leave quietly and go about your life, and a couple of months later casually tell a reporter, &#34;Oh, I&#x27;m not an addict. No, no, no. I was researching a [...]]]></description>
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Hollywood Trend Alert! Just going to rehab is so 2007. The new thing is to check yourself into Cirque Lodge with little to no explanation, then leave quietly and go about your life, and a couple of months later casually tell a reporter, &quot;Oh, I&#x27;m not an addict. No, no, no. I was <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/eva_mendes_rehab_researching_movie_role.html" target=" blank">researching a role</a>/I was just really, really sad.&quot; And it sure is a good thing that Kirsten Dunst has jumped on Eva Mendes&#x27;s bandwagon (<a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/kirsten_dunst_rehab_eva_mendes_leaves.html" target=" blank">again</a>), because it easily explains away all those times Kiki is spied sipping on the hooch. Booze cures depression! It&#x27;s like medicine! <a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b139357_kirsten_dunst_battles_depression_not.html" target=" blank">E!</a> reports:<br />
<blockquote>&igrave;I didn&iacute;t go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse,&icirc; Dunst tells me exclusively during a lunch break on All Good Things. &igrave;I went there for depression.&icirc;</p>
<p>The 26-year-old Hollywood veteran makes a point of explaining that while she consulted doctors along with family and friends about treatment, it was ultimately her decision to make.</p>
<p>&igrave;It was a good six months before I decided to go away,&icirc; Dunst says. &igrave;I was struggling, and I had the opportunity to go somewhere and take care of myself. I was fortunate to have the resources to do it. My friends and family thought it was a good idea, too. But I didn&#x27;t know where to go. My doctor recommended Cirque Lodge.&icirc;</p></blockquote>
<p> You know, that kind of makes sense. If we were depressed, we think that seeing a roomful of Lindsay Lohan&#x27;s contemporaries would snap us right out of it and have us feeling pretty damn good about ourself. </p>
<p>Oh, and in case you were wondering:<br />
<blockquote>&igrave;I am not,&icirc; she says with a laugh, &igrave;dating Ryan Gosling!&icirc;</p></blockquote>
<p> That&#x27;s right, Keek. Fucking isn&#x27;t dating. Touch&Egrave;! We gossips should learn how to better choose our words.<br />
<span id="more-17800"></span><br />
<br />Sexy Kirsten will cure your blues at MrSkin.com.</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Boozin&#039; and Coozin&#039;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  More oddly smooth Britney mons pubis. We&#x27;re starting to think that maybe those are flesh-toned undies. Foiled! (Faded Youth)
&#239;  But she still can&#x27;t see her chitlins. (The Hollywood Gossip)
&#239;  The bottle came between Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst. The bottle, and her baby vampire fangs. (Yeeeah!)
&#239;  Denise Richards says that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/britney_bday.jpg"><img alt="britney_bday.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/britney_bday-thumb.jpg" width="119" height="200" /></a>&iuml;  More oddly smooth Britney mons pubis. We&#x27;re starting to think that maybe those are flesh-toned undies. Foiled! (<a href="http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/23765/britney-goes-commando-once-again/" target="_blank">Faded Youth</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  But she still can&#x27;t see her chitlins. (<a href="http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2008/02/britney-spears-custody-visitation-hearing-update/" target="_blank">The Hollywood Gossip</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  The bottle came between Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst. The bottle, and her baby vampire fangs. (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/blog/2008/02/18/jake-dumped-kirsten-for-boozing/" target="_blank">Yeeeah!</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Denise Richards says that exploiting her children in a reality show is fine, because they said yes when she asked them if they wanted to be on TV. They&#x27;re <em>two</em> and <em>three</em>. If you asked them if they wanted to have live jellyfish sewn to their faces, they&#x27;d say &quot;Yaaaay!&quot; (<a href="http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2008/02/20/her-kids-said-it-was-ok/" target="_blank">I&#x27;m Not Obsessed</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  J. Lo has checked in to the hospital! She will now proceed to birth a child from each of her buns. (<a href="http://www.popcrunch.com/pregnant-jennifer-lopez-checks-into-north-shore-university-hospital/" target="_blank">PopCrunch</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Hilary&#x27;s Duff, in a bikini. (<a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/hilary-duff/hot-hilary-duff-bikini-video-003268" target="_blank">Egotastic</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  The Heidi Klum-Seal family, in a traveling version of <em>Cats</em>. (<a href="http://www.derekhail.com/2008/02/20/heidi-klum-wasnt-drugged/" target="_blank">Derek Hail</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml; Megan Fox <em>Jack</em>s it. (<a href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/02/19/megan-fox-in-jack-magazine-appropriately-titled/" target="_blank">Fatback</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Alba pulls a Lindsay and recreates old junk in photos. Only without the boobs, natch. (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2008/02/jessica-alba-does-more-horror/" target="_blank">The Blemish</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  OMG, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden actually left the house! They&#x27;re such horrible parents! Alert DCFS! (<a href="http://www.celebwarship.com/wp/?p=8367" target="_blank">Celeb Warship</a>)</p>
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		<title>Kirsten Dunst Fills Eva Mendes-Shaped Void at Cirque Lodge</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:55:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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Today on an all-new episode of Celebrity Rehab Swap, Kirsten Dunst and Eva Mendes will switch places, with Kirsten taking up Eva&#x27;s abandoned bed at Cirque Lodge, trying to rid her system of intoxicating substances while challenging her fellow &#x27;habbers to farting contests, and Eva trying to make it on the outside, avoiding tequila shots [...]]]></description>
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Today on an all-new episode of <em>Celebrity Rehab Swap</em>, Kirsten Dunst and Eva Mendes will switch places, with Kirsten taking up Eva&#x27;s abandoned bed at Cirque Lodge, trying to rid her system of intoxicating substances while challenging her fellow &#x27;habbers to <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/eva_mendes_cameron_diaz_fart_burp.html" target=" blank">farting contests</a>, and Eva trying to make it on the outside, avoiding tequila shots while crying about Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon and constantly readjusting her bra-free tits. It&#x27;s sure to be a hit! <a href="http://lifeandstylemag.hollywood.com/2008/02/exclusive_eva_out_of_rehab.php" target=" blank"><em>Life &amp; Style</em></a> dishes on Eva:<br />
<blockquote>Eva Mendes is out of rehab and back in Los Angeles, Life and Style can confirm.</p>
<p>The 33-year-old actress left Utah&#x27;s Cirque Lodge rehab clinic on Feb 6 and boarded a flight to Los Angeles shortly after 9pm (pst) after spending a number of weeks in rehab.</p>
<p>At the time her spokesman said: &quot;Eva has been working hard for the past year and made a positive decision to take some much needed time off to attend to some personal issues that, while not critical, she felt deserved some outside professional support.&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p> And that empty bed may just be full o&#x27; Kirsten keister, says <a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Kirsten+Dunst-19561.html" target=" blank">FemaleFirst</a>:<br />
<blockquote>Kirsten Dunst is in rehab.</p>
<p>The &#x27;Spider-Man&#x27; actress &#8211; whose partying lifestyle has lead to her being nicknamed &#x27;Kirsten Drunkst&#x27; by gossip bloggers &#8211; has reportedly checked into Utah&#x27;s Cirque Lodge facility to receive help for an unknown problem.</p>
<p>A source inside the facility told America&#x27;s Star magazine: &quot;She desperately needed help. She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in because she was acting really erratic. She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears.</p>
<p>&quot;She not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she&#x27;s getting the help she needs.&quot;</p>
<p>Kirsten&#x27;s self-committal comes after she behaved erratically at Utah&#x27;s Sundance Film Festival.</p>
<p>A source said: &quot;Kirsten is on the verge of a breakdown. She came late, left early and acted erratic at all the Sundance events.&quot;</p>
<p>Kirsten&#x27;s spokesperson denied she acted strangely at the festival saying: &quot;Kirsten is fine.&quot;</p>
<p>The 25-year-old actress is a keen supporter of the campaign to get marijuana legalised in the US.</p>
<p>She said: &quot;I drink moderately, I&#x27;ve tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does.</p>
<p>&quot;I&#x27;ve never been a major smoker, but I think America&#x27;s view on weed is ridiculous. I mean &#8211; are you kidding me? If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place.&quot; </p></blockquote>
<p>Yeah, we&#x27;re pretty sure Amy Winehouse has said the same thing about crack, but we&#x27;re not about to listen to her advice.</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: &quot;Nasty Old Rag&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2007 17:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  Nasty old rag Kate Moss might have to pay off ex Pete Doherty to shut him up. Ah, the perils of cracky love. (Celeb Warship)
&#239;  Paris just a hair(less) away from her &#x27;tang-flashing halcyon days. (Drunken Stepfather)
&#239;  Nomi Malone, in a bikini, poolside. Hopefully, after these pictures were taken, she doffed [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/kate_pete_window.jpg"><img alt="kate_pete_window.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/kate_pete_window-thumb.jpg" width="170" height="200" /></a>&iuml;  Nasty old rag Kate Moss might have to pay off ex Pete Doherty to shut him up. Ah, the perils of cracky love. (<a href="http://www.celebwarship.com/wp/?p=3668" target="_blank">Celeb Warship</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Paris just a hair(less) away from her &#x27;tang-flashing halcyon days. (<a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2007/08/01/i-am-paris-hiltons-almost-upskirt-of-the-day/" target="_blank">Drunken Stepfather</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Nomi Malone, in a bikini, poolside. Hopefully, after these pictures were taken, she doffed those espadrilles, hopped in the pool with that guy, and recreated the <em>Showgirls</em> floppin&#x27;-like-beached-salmon scene. (<a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=3384" target="_blank">Hollywood Tuna</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/paris_hilton/" target="_blank">Paris Hilton</a> has not been cut out of the Hilton will, as we recently reported. Bah, life is so ugly and unfair. (<a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/07/paris-hilton-isnt-broke.html" target="_blank">IDontLikeYouInThatWay</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Courtney Love gets bedazzled. (<a href="http://www.celebritypuke.com/2007/07/31/courtney-love-goes-shopping-at-kitson/" target="_blank">Celebrity Puke</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Michael Lohan is such a great dad. He doesn&#x27;t even know the name of Lindsay&#x27;s new movie. (<a href="http://intouchweekly.hollywood.com/2007/07/lindsays_dad_ill_probably_skip.php" target="_blank">In Touch</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Kirsten Dunst is too drunk for America, but too noisy for England. (<a href="http://socialitelife.com/2007/07/31/kikis_london_neighbors_arent_fans.php" target="_blank">A Socialite&#x27;s Life</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Hayden Panettiere picks n&#x27; licks. (<a href="http://www.derekhail.com/2007/07/31/hayden-panettiere-licks-her-hands/" target="_blank">Derek Hail</a>)</p>
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