Tag Archives: Kirsten Dunst
CNW Junk Drawer: Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter.
Derek Jeter makes 500 trillion dollars a year and now he’s going to marry Minka Kelly. And you guys don’t want Socialism? (Yeeeah!)
Jennifer Aniston nips out for Elle. Fashionably sharp, old girl. (CityRag)
Even Anderson Cooper can’t hide the vitriol when it comes to indulging Heidi Montag’s poppycockery. (Gone Hollywood)
Gerard Butler slapped a dog. And he [...]
Virgin Suicides Reunion, Haaaaayyy
Personally, we think that the constant pairing in the media of Kirsten Dunst and Josh Hartnett is just wishful thinking on the part of journalists eager to picture a future baby with the world's beadiest eyes and fangiest fangs. But yes, the two thespians have been romantically linked again after being spotted having dinner together. [...]
Kirsten Dunst with Looking Pretty
Some people have a natural, effortless beauty and can look good wearing anythingóeven House of Dereon. But others take hours of primping and preening, pounds of makeup and hair extensions, and every product in the Spanx line to look presentable. It's a lot of work to be pretty. But Kirsten Dunst for one is sick [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Dunst You Wanna Stalk Me?
ï Kirsten Dunst has a stalker. Is it an orthodontist looking for work? Zing-a-zing-zonggg!!!! (The Superficial)
ï Elisha Cuthbert's hockey dude ex calls her "sloppy seconds". Do sloppy seconds bounce on ice? (Yeeeah!)
ï Jessica Alba's boobs like calamari! Wait, we mean Campari. (F-listed)
ï Helen Mirren goes snorkeling in a tankini. It's your [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, Ashley Greene, celebrity offspring, celebs in bikinis, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Longoria, Helen Mirren, Jessica Alba, Joan Jett, Kate Moss, Kristen Stewart, Lindsay Lohan, movies, stalkers
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The Dunst Takes Another Mate
What happened to the CelebNewsWire of yore? The one full of Lindsay Lohan inviting 3 Italian men into her clam and Kate Moss transporting class A drugs over borders in Faberge eggs and Fred Durst begging ladies to touch his balls and his ass? We're tired of talking about babies and baby bumps and baby [...]
Kirsten Dunst Desires Duo of Dudes
Freshly rehabbed maneater Kirsten Dunst is on the prowl and ready to sink her teeth into the first young actor she meets. Her beautiful, corn kernel teeth. Page Six reports that Speed Racer Emile Hirsch narrowly avoided a head-on genital collision with Dunst:
Watch out, Emile Hirsch – Kirsten Dunst has her eye on you. Our [...]
Cirque Lodge: The New Hotspot for Celebs Who Aren't Addicted to Anything!
Hollywood Trend Alert! Just going to rehab is so 2007. The new thing is to check yourself into Cirque Lodge with little to no explanation, then leave quietly and go about your life, and a couple of months later casually tell a reporter, "Oh, I'm not an addict. No, no, no. I was researching a [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Boozin' and Coozin'
ï More oddly smooth Britney mons pubis. We're starting to think that maybe those are flesh-toned undies. Foiled! (Faded Youth)
ï But she still can't see her chitlins. (The Hollywood Gossip)
ï The bottle came between Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst. The bottle, and her baby vampire fangs. (Yeeeah!)
ï Denise Richards says that [...]
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Kirsten Dunst Fills Eva Mendes-Shaped Void at Cirque Lodge
Today on an all-new episode of Celebrity Rehab Swap, Kirsten Dunst and Eva Mendes will switch places, with Kirsten taking up Eva's abandoned bed at Cirque Lodge, trying to rid her system of intoxicating substances while challenging her fellow 'habbers to farting contests, and Eva trying to make it on the outside, avoiding tequila shots [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "Nasty Old Rag"
ï Nasty old rag Kate Moss might have to pay off ex Pete Doherty to shut him up. Ah, the perils of cracky love. (Celeb Warship)
ï Paris just a hair(less) away from her 'tang-flashing halcyon days. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Nomi Malone, in a bikini, poolside. Hopefully, after these pictures were taken, she doffed [...]
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebs in bikinis, Courtney Love, drugs, Elizabeth Berkley, Hayden Panettiere, Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan, movies, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, upskirt shots
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