Tag Archives: Kimberly Stewart
Aniston Misses Jolie Fued, Starts Catfight with Kimbo Stewart
John Mayer has been known to stick his wick into some pretty strange places (Papa Joe knows what we're talking about), so maybe there's justification in Jennifer Aniston thinking that Kimberly Stewart can trick John into throwing her a bone. Maybe. According to The Mirror, Jen had Kim's ass booted from one of Johnboy's gigs:
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Jude Law Searches for Lost Career Inside Kimbo Stewart's Mouth
We're getting a little bit sick of talking about the same ten people over and over again, so today we're going to take a trip in the Wayback Machine. We think we'll set it for 2005 and see what kind of mischief we can cause. Perhaps if we're lucky we'll be able to pair off [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Benatard
ï Hilary Duff knows that love is a battlefield and hell is for children; dons Benatar pants to prove it. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Bridget Moynahan is such a bitch, getting pregnant when she did so the baby's due date coincided with her then-boyfriend's future Brazilian supermodel girlfriend's birthday. How dare she? How dare she? (The [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Andy Dick, Bridget Moynahan, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Dave Chappelle, drugs, Eddie Murphy, Gisele Bundchen, Hilary Duff, Jaime Pressly, Jon Lovitz, Kelly Clarkson, Melanie Brown, Tom Brady, upskirt shots, Winona Ryder
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CNW Junk Drawer: If Everyone Smoked Weed
ï Kirsten Dunst is all, "Like, if the whole world smoked weed, man . . . there would be no wars and crime and stuff. You knowwww?" Oh man. Totally, dude. Seeeriously. (Yeeeah!)
ï Selma Blair's boyfriend is rumored to be shopping for rings in preparation for popping the question. Which is better than [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity arrests, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, Don Imus, drugs, Halle Berry, Howard Stern, Jennifer Aniston, Kirsten Dunst, magazines, Paris Hilton, Rachel McAdams, Selma Blair, Snoop Dogg, Vince Vaughn
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Kimbo Stewart FHM's Most Eligible Bachelorette. Must Look up Definition of "Eligible Bachelorette"
When you imagine which young, single, hot girl you would most like to share your dangly bits with, names like Jessica (either Alba or Biel will do) or Scarlett might come to mind. But in the FHM offices they want nothing more than to drive their collective Downtown Train into Kimbo Stewart. Hey, Joe Francis [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, Carmen Electra, Gisele Bundchen, Ivanka Trump, Kate Moss, Keeley Hazell, Keira Knightley, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Maria Sharapova, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton, Scarlett Johansson
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Joe Francis Prefers Paris Knob Jobs to Tara Reid's Fetid Business
Joe Francis, possessor of a literal stiff upper lip and impetus for girls going wild, called into Howard Stern yesterday morning to discuss the lawsuit he and Paris are filing against ParisExposed.com. Although Joe's aim was simply to talk about the legal aspects, he ended up dishing on assorted famous ladies–the Lohan, Tara Reid, Kim [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Nearly "Stripped" of Her Crown
ï Heather Graham's swan song of succulent sexiness. Take a look, then tip out your King Cobra on the curb.
ï Lara Flynn Boyle decorated her razory clavicles with flowers, tied some white ribbons around her prominent ulnae, rubbed some pink gloss on her colossal plastic lips, and got herself married. Mazel tov!
ï [...]
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Also tagged Adam Brody, booze, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Christian Slater, Donald Trump, Harry Morton, Heather Graham, Katie Holmes, Lara Flynn Boyle, Lindsay Lohan, Martha Stewart, Nicollette Sheridan, Pauly Shore, Sharon Stone, Sienna Miller, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Tara Connor, Victoria Silvstedt
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Wake Up, Kimmy's Implants, Rod Thinks He's Got Somethin' to Say to You
Rick and Kathy Hilton might want to give Rod Stewart a jingle and invite him over for tea and coffeecake. Not only are their daughters, Kimberly and Paris, BFFs (or, at least they were), they as parents share a deep streak of pride at their children's accomplishments. And by "accomplishments" we mean sex tapes and [...]
Who Will Cause More Nightmares Tonight, Kimberly Stewart or Mena Suvari?
Surprisingly we're going to have to go with Mena on this one.
CNW Junk Drawer: Dunstcrack!
ï Teri Hatcher deems her toes and nipples "suck-worthy". Just like her acting!
ï Evangeline Lilly blames Hollywood for forcing her to get really, really buff.
ï IF you want Rod Stewart's daughter's naked bo-dy, AND you think she's sex-y, COME on sugar, click right here.
ï Ashlee Simpson begins her slow, painful metamorphosis [...]
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Also tagged Anna Nicole Smith, Ashlee Simpson, celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Denise Richards, Eva Longoria, Evangeline Lilly, Heather Locklear, Kirsten Dunst, paparazzi, plastic surgery rumors, Teri Hatcher
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