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Kim Kardashian Kaboose Kleavage
Hey, look. It's Kim Kardashian's ass.
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Kim Kardashian Happy To Be Considered a Shitty Actress
The Oscars may corner the market on things like glitz, glamor, fancy expensive dresses, big stars, and talent, but they're not the only awards show in town. No sir. Don't let us forget about the only awards that honor the year's worst films, the Razzies. Only there can Eddie Murphy's giant head, Pierce Brosnan's dinner-theater-quality [...]
Kim Kardashian Still A-ROUND, Har Har
Hey look. It's Kim Kardashian's ass.
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Kim Kardashian Makes the Rockin' World Go 'Round
It's big. It's fat. It's badonkulous. It may have been peed on. It's a force of nature. It's succulent and serves 12, like a honey ham at Easter. What can we say about Kim Kardashian's ass that hasn't been said? Well, we could say that it houses a small nest of weasels, or that it's [...]
Kim Kardashian Visibly Juts as Wonder Woman
Back in the day, Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman fought crime with her magic lasso, roping in miscreants and forcing them to tell the truth. These days, Kim Kardashian is a wondrous woman, fighting crime with her magic ass-o, rubbing it on miscreants and forcing them to have unwelcome boners. Which may not be as [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Charlize, Pleez
ï I see London, I see Iraq. I see Charlize Theron's ass crack. (The Nip Slip)
ï Mary-Kate Olsen gets in an accident with an El Pollo Loco truck. Oh, sweet irony. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Guy Ritchie wastes no time–he's allegedly hooking up with actress Kelly Reilly, who has red hair and almost certainly [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Porthart, We Hardly Knew Ye
ï Natalie Portman and Devendra Banhart break up. Perhaps she woke up and realized, "I'm Natalie Portman. He's a hirsute twee gypsy who sings like a lamb with a barbed dildo up its butthole." (Celebrity Wonder)
ï Right now, Brad and Angelina's adopted kids are looking around their filthy French chateau and thinking, "Screw [...]
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Kim Kardashian To Add Another Hyphen To Her List of "Talents"
And speaking of Britney Spears, she might have a competitor in the cooing-baby-sounds-passing-as-singing department if Kim Kardashian has her way. According to E!:
The reality star told Hyla on the Yo on E! satellite radio show Wednesday that she would like to try her hand at singing: “I would be down, if it was something fun. [...]
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Kim Kardashian Faw Down Go Boom
Kim Kardashian has a huge gash. A huge, gaping, wet gash. Oozing fluid. Spread. It's in her foot! Report our friends at TMZ:
The new season of "Dancing With the Stars" may have already lost its first competitor — and they haven't even announced the official cast yet.
Kim Kardashian — who is scheduled to be on [...]