NBA star Rashad McCants says there was nothing real about his stint on former girlfriend Khloe Kardashian’s reality show. The shooting guard said Khloe and sister Kourtney, who claimed he cheated on Khloe, “made the whole thing up.” McCants said a “Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami” episode — where they were seen hacking into McCants’ voice mail and listening to suggestive phone messages apparently left for him by a female fan — was staged. He said the curvy sisters did not have his current phone number and he and Khloe “had already called it quits” in January, before the segment was even taped.

We know you’re upset about this truly unbelievable accusation, so we’ve planned a little pick me up: a story about Kim Kardashian getting punched in the face! Hey, who are we to judge what amuses you? We just report the facts. Says Popeater:

Kim Kardashian offered herself as a punching bag for charity.The reality TV starlet participated in a boxing event that benefits The Dream Foundation at the Commerce Casino in Commerce, California. Kardashian took several punches to the face and eventually lost the fight. She’s even sporting a day-after black eye from the dust-up.

Hmmm. That looks a bit more like too much of Urban Decay’s S&M shade and excessive Fabulash to us.

I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and Iím very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a ìfuller-figured womanî of extra large proportions is a little offensive.

For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.

Thanks for clearing that up, Kim. We're sure all the plus-sized girls who fit the new line you're so happy exists are grateful for your offense. You might as well just make gagging sounds while you say that, and then wipe the fatty cooties onto Nicole Richie, squealing and crossing your fingers to innoculate yourself from the virulent strain of imaginary invasive lipids.

And "curvy" is actually the celeb media's way of saying "Blubberpotamus".

ï Jenny McCarthy and Botox, sitting in a tree. (IMDb)

ï On again/off again couple Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are off again. Until the engagement rumors start, oh, in 5 hours or so. (The Blemish)

ï Katy Perry sexy in Esquire magazine. She's got big chugs and we like it. (Yeeeah!)

ï Chris Brown will not be receiving a Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Award, despite him being a terrific role model for children, what with the girlfriend beating and all. (Anything Hollywood)

ï It's rumored that 3 of the Kardashian sisters will get nude in Playboy. Best have a tri-fold cover to house all dat azz. (Faded Youth)

ï Anne Heche gave birth to her second son yesterday. His name is Atlas. Who gave Celestia a copy of 1001 Names for Your Newborn? (Celebitchy)

ï According to the folks at Dancing with the Stars, Denise Richards is a harridan on par with Faye Dunaway mixed with Joan Crawford mixed with Helen Lawson. (Pop on the Pop)

ï Aw. Poor James Franco. Little guy's all tuckered out. Shhh. (CelebWarship)