Tag Archives: Kim Kardashian
CNW Junk Drawer: Slurping Up with the Kardashian
Kim Kardashian suckles the ’sicle. (IDLYITW)
Sofia Vergara nude pics. She used to date Tom Cruise. Hahahaha! That’s funny. (Cityrag)
Johnny Depp offers to help bail Nicolas Cage out of his money trouble. Because he’s Johnny Depp, and he’s a nice person, a good father, an excellent actor, and his breath probably smells like honeysuckle. (Celebitchy)
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Kim Kardashian Punched in the Face for Charity
We’ve got some news today that is going to make you question your entire world view. It’s going to shock you so much, you’ll end up thinking crazy shit, like the ocean is red, human hair is food, and Kevin Federline is talented. Get ready for this, folks: reality TV isn’t real! We understand if [...]
There’s Not Enough of Kim Kardashian’s Ass in FHM
We appreciate that FHM has outlets all over the globe. That means that we don’t get teasing, sexy, sometimes semi-nude pics of hot chicks just from the U.S. version of FHM. No, there are countless foreign publications of the mag bringing us different hot chicks every month. And this month the South African edition gives [...]
The Butt-le of Bull Run
Oh, hey. Hey, guys. Look. It's Kim Kardashian's ass.
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Kim's Peach on the Beach
Oh. Hey. Look. It's . . . you know. You know what it is. It's Kim Kardashian's ass.
She Ain't Heavy, She's My Kardashian
Hell hath no fury like a bastion of discounted ruched knit scorned by a woman with an ass like a zeppelin. Foxy fatass Kim Kardashian is reportedly very upset that US Weekly recently used her name and likeness in a blurb about an upcoming plus sized fashion line from Jesus-loving teen clothing shop Forever 21. [...]
Kim Kardashian's Ass Buys Some Stuff
Hey look. It's Kim Kardashian's ass. It's nice to know that some things can still be counted on. Especially in this economy.
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CNW Junk Drawer: Itsy Bitsy McPheeni Weeny
American Idol once-was Katharine McPhee in a bikini. McPheeni? Mikphini? (The Blemish)
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Country star LeeAnn Rimes. She’s bubbly! She’s adorable! She’s America’s sweetheart! She’s having hot, sweaty, extramarital sexual intercourse with actor Eddie Cibrian! (Us Weekly)
Things are not looking good for Natasha Richardson, who suffered a serious brain injury after skiing and is [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: My Paris Lies Over the Ocean
ï Paris Hilton, in a bikini, hits the beach with her new beau, wearing Jamz. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Jenny McCarthy and Botox, sitting in a tree. (IMDb)
ï On again/off again couple Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are off again. Until the engagement rumors start, oh, in 5 hours or so. (The Blemish)
ï [...]
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Signing Autogr-ASS
Oh, hey. Have a look-see. It's Kim Kardashian's ass.
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