Kim Cattrall says masturbating from a young age is the secret to a successful sex life.

She said: "The earlier you learn to masturbate, the better your sex life will be. It took me years of self-discovery to get there – I even read books by sex therapists and stood naked in front of a mirror to try to learn how to get in touch with my body.

"Experimenting at an early age would have provided me with a basis for a more fulfilling sexual relationship."

And about the booby baring:

Kim Cattrall dieted and exercised to prepare for her nude scene in 'Sex and the City: The Movie'.

The 51-year-old actress was very nervous about the raunchy sequence, and made sure she did everything she could to look her absolute best.

She said: "I exercised and I dieted. I wanted to look the best I could.

"For me, turning 50 is like when I turned 40. I thought, 'Oh, can I be a sex symbol? Can I play this character? Can I do this?' And I just sort of thought to myself, 'Yes I can.' I will diet, I will make my a** do what I want it to do."

And Mommy Cattrall muses:

Kim is a role model for 50-something women. Much has been made about her nudity in the film, but I think she looks fabulous. Anyone who knocks that is jealous. All this fuss about a bit of nudity is ridiculous.

Thanks for the spoilers, ladies. Now we know that Kim Cattrall will be naked in the movie and all the suspense is gone for us. What are you going to tell us next, that Carrie wears really ugly clothes?


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After the cunt.

Here is a picture of Kim Cattrall from a signing of Kim Cattrall's book, Sexual Intelligence by Kim Cattrall.

We ain't no Stephen Hawking or nuthin', but how sexually "intelligent" can you be if you forget to wear underwear? God, we're never buying her dumb stupid old book.

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She tells a salesman, "Why didn't you tell me it was so big, I just wasn't prepared for it? The all-new Nissan Tiida makes you feel really, really, really good inside." After a test drive she says, "Ah! That was amazing. Absolutely fabulous! I mean the great body and the way you moved it."

The sexual innuendo was too much for the simple sheep herders of New Zealand and the country banned the ad after many viewer complaints. We don't really know much about New Zealand, other than it's lousy with sheep and hobbits live there (or so Peter Jackson tells us). It's unlikely that the problem lies with the sheep, as we hear they're horny little bastards, so it must be the hobbits. Hobbits hate sex. That Gollum, though, he loves a good buggering.

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"It will be like the advice of an older sister. The idea is that Kim will advise teenagers to be cautious, so that they learn from her mistakes."

They also claim that Cattrall will not encourage promiscuity in the book. We're envisioning something along the lines of Phoebe Cates teaching Jennifer Jason Leigh to fellate a carrot in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. It sounds like that will one be one helpful book.

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"There's a feeling of: 'She's older than me, she has experienced more, so sit back and relax.' I prefer that to: "Oh I should know this. I should govern this. I should be leading this.'"

Then, of course, Kim launched into a spiel about what her Sex and the City character would think about the whole biz.

"Samantha would experience fun and craziness and acrobatics and impossible scenarios of delectable delights."

Kim Cattrall is quickly losing her Kim Cattrallness, morphing wholly into the Samantha Jones persona. Which is sort of entertaining, but let's hope she doesn't make showing up as Samantha at conventions and car shows her life. Like a latter day Butch Patrick/Eddie Munster. Only sluttier.

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And because we know itís very important to you to know whom baby Federline will live with when Britney dies in a tragic exploding Frappacino incident and Kevinís carted off for possession, we can now report that Britney has chosen a godmother. And, no, itís not Madonna, but rather Sex and the City star (and unfortunate one-time Britney co-star) Kim Cattrall. We do not think Kabbalah would approve. And now that we think about it, weíre not even sure if Kabbalaists are supposed to have godparents. Like the kid isnít going to be confused enough as it is.

And in our continuing coverage of Kevin Federline: Father of the Year, we bring you this choice quote: "My son is a gangsta, man! The first time I held him in my arms, he peed on me! I had to change my shirt!" Apparently Kevin Federline is the premier voice in what is ìgangstaî. Soon weíll see 50 Cent and Kanye West showing up at clubs and awards ceremonies and peeing on their enemies. After all, that is much more insulting than getting shot.

Britney's pre-baby body at MrSkin.com.