Tag Archives: Kim Cattrall
CNW Junk Drawer: “He’s So F–ing Rude”
Kate Moss goes apeshit and throws a hissy fit at the GQ Awards. Because there’s nothing more sassy and sexy than an aging supermodel mom screaming and flinging nicotine-stained yellow spittle while stumbling around. Rawr! (Anything Hollywood)
Ellen Pompeo is busy cooking a baby in her womb. Meanwhile, Ellen Pompeo’s husband is busy porking a waitress. [...]
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Kim Cattrall Returns for Sex and the Titty
It feels like the Sex and the City movie has been in theaters for about six months now, with all the hype surrounding it, but in reality it won't be released until May 30th. So get ready for three weeks of publicity overdrive, with all the main players talking constantly about everything sexy and city-y. [...]
Kim Cattrall Signs Books; Shows Boosh
See Kim Cattrall.
See Kim's Cat, y'all!
After the cunt.
Kim Catrall Gives Good Ad
Remember that time you were at your grandma's house and settled in front of the TV only to discover that she had HBO, so you decided to watch a little Sex and the City while Meemaw took her Epsom salt bath? And then Granny returned in her bathrobe just in time to hear Kim Cattrall [...]
Kim Cattrall, Sex Instructor
If you had a teenage daughter, who would you want her to turn to for sex advice: her school guidance counselor, Sue Johanson, or Kim Cattrall? Surely it would be the woman who went through about five hundred sexual partners during the six-year run of Sex and the City.
Kim Tittrall
Were you too busy battling your smack addiction from 1998 to 2004 to watch a single episode of Sex and the City? Couldn't afford HBO because you spent entire paychecks on Thundercats action figures and collectables? Never got around to renting Porky's to see what got old folks in the 1980s horny? Well, have we [...]
Kim Cattrall Gets Porky'ed by Whippersnappers
It's funny how every time Kim Cattrall opens her mouth, little pearls of trampiness tumble forth. She's seemingly unaware that there are other subjects out there upon which one might weigh in. Recently, she waxed poetic about the joys of rubbing the bacon with barely legal boys. We can't believe they actually allowed this woman [...]
Baby Federline Better Source of Cash than an ATM
We havenít really been keeping up with the new baby Federline (official name still unknown, but being referred to by "journalists" as Sean Preston), but thatís just because weíve been caught up in more interesting things, like stuffing our face with Funyuns and yelling at Kevin to stop playing the f-ing Playstation and change the [...]
Are You There, God? It's Me, Kim Cattrall.
Ladies: are you having sexual intimacy issues? Well then, who better a person to take advice from than . . . uh . . . Kim Cattrall?